Everything posted by After irth
-
Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Your Mom! (had to be done)
-
San Antonio
The original Casbeers. Amen, brother.
-
Your unpopular food opinions
I feel the same way about Sorriso in The Woodlands.
-
Airport Eats
Yes. Don’t go there.
-
The movie you just watched
ffolkes: 1980 Roger Moore film Been a long time. Still love it.
-
Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Goddam...that is truly trivial. Well done!
-
Florida Key Recommendations?
Hate to tell ya...ya don’t have to go to the Keys to find a sports bar.
-
Southwest or every other airline in the history of the world?
You’re a fuckin’ baller!
-
COVID-19 2nd wave - Texas only - Stats and such
I gave it to your mom last night.
- Cheers,
-
Cheers,
I have signed off of many correspondences with “Go fuck your mother”, but that’s really only appropriate for certain situations. Not a catch-all type of closing by any means, unlike your mom of course.
-
Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
A few days ago, she was scared for her safety. Now she’s “strolling” around City Hall and playing with homeless pets. Right.....
-
Credit card frauding bitches
So...what were those sites you mentioned...?
-
Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Username totally checks out.
-
PSA - ABIA And TSA Lines
Ask your Mom.
-
Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I got one word for all the time-of-the-month-cockblocked-whiny-bitch-husbands that don't seem to be getting any: Seasonique. You're welcome.
-
Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
That’s really random. Makes about as much sense as your last post, I guess. Keep doing you, bro.....
-
Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Paul And Silas In Jail. So...it’s a love song?
-
Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Looks delicious. You sound like a fun dinner companion. Who gives a shit what others order?
-
What do you order at Whataburger?
Dafuq you care?
-
Memorial Day weekend 2021
My garage fridge is frequently my meat-prep station for various things being stored, curing, brining, and air-drying. Always makes it smell good. I did 9 racks of ribs a few weeks ago for a crowd. Had a blast doing it. The kid at HEB mentioned he might not br able to sell me that many at a time. Told him to either call his mgr or keep scanning and shut up. His stupidity aside, all went well. Cheers to your holiday cooking!
-
Inherited Family Food Quirks
That chick must really love you...
-
What do you order at Whataburger?
Always gotta have the last word, don't ya...?
-
Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
You two sound made for each other.
-
If you were going from Sacramento to Seattle what would you be sure to hit?
Can’t believe no one said it: Your Mom!