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Litig8r

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  1. It's cringe holiday narrative letter time. Found this one on the web after I received two in the mail today. Generally if we care about you, we know what you did. If we don't care, we don't care Dear Friends and Underlings, What an eventful year. Back in May, I rolled off the couch and onto the floor, where I proceeded to crawl over to the TV and turn off “Days” for good. After all these years, I decided it was time to give it up. Then I stood up, dusted off my gray sweats, and took a walk around the block. I became so inspired that I returned home, sat down at the computer, and began to write my memoirs. Both of them — three pages each. After 30 years of marriage, Carl got a little fidgety and took up golf. Don’t you just love those little white balls? I now know all about putters and drivers and bogeys and such. As always, our talents and interests complement each other so well. When he leaves, I drink cappuccino and work on my 300 page “to-do” list” and it all works out perfectly. Daisy, our eldest, still prefers thugs to “nice boys,” but we are hoping she will outgrow this phase of her life. Carl is afraid the thugs will steal his golf equipment, and so am I. Iris, our second child, began to emit some frightful adolescent utterances back in October, but has since calmed down. Could have been the Halloween influence. Teens are faced with so much these days. Blade, our son, has grown into such a handsome young lad. Oh, he still blows his nose on an invisible Kleenex and he still runs into a tree every now and then, but such is life. May the year 2014 bring you everything you want, and the strength to cope with everything you don’t want. Happy holidays, The Rose C. Glasses Family t
  2. What a move! Dusty Rhodes would have been proud.
  3. I view Buc-ees as a destination shitter. In the Florida Panhandle we also have Busy Bees which are like smaller Buc-ees .
  4. Worst shitter for me was the one camp paradise which is half way up mount Rainier. One was mainly for piss and it was so strong you needed to wear your goggles. The other was for bigger loads and that stuff didn't exactly break down at 11,000'
  5. Litig8r replied to Horn_Spanker's topic in Music
    I didn't realize Shane was born on Christmas day.
  6. Litig8r replied to Horn_Spanker's topic in Music
    Time for a bump
  7. LP 8 track Cassette some bootleg shit I'm sure CD
  8. the Late Great Todd Snider doing Rolling Stones Mick Jagger blues imitation
  9. facts https://vault.fbi.gov/louie-louie-the-song/
  10. Ha I saw that on I-75 near macon last weekend
  11. Harley Museum is worth the time too.
  12. I have a Jura Capressa that I love but for the beach place we got a phillips for about $300 on amazon. I think it was this one. Philips 2200 Series Fully Automatic Espresso Machine. I can tell it is not as well built as the Jura but it costs about 5x less. I've had the Jura for about 4 years. It rocks. I only use Peets Major Dickason's Blend but it is far better than any "coffee shoppe". If you have questions I can send Toffer.
  13. Tying two threads together https://youtu.be/gzCkguxB_xE?t=339 Todd Snider sings Jody and the Kid
  14. RIP to a spirit animal. He was the GOAT of stoner songwriters. I hope there will be some wild celebration of life in East Nashville where his fans can come dressed as a character from one of his songs....
  15. Please beat those ball licking curs but this is funny
  16. Litig8r replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    Does this belong on the I'd pee in her butt section with the subcategory of teachers gone wild?
  17. Here is one that ChatGpt and I wrote..lol House I Can’t Sell (Key of G — 4/4 slow strum feel) Verse 1 G C There’s a cracked screen door swinging in my mind G D Sunlight fades on the hardwood time G C Her perfume’s still in the hallway air G D G And the wind hums songs like she’s still there Pre-Chorus Em C Tried painting over every wall G D Hung new curtains, tore ‘em down in the fall Chorus G C She still lives here, in this house I can’t sell G D Her laughter echoes like a church bell Em C Got the sign in the yard, but it never gets a bid G D Guess some ghosts won’t let go where they lived G C Yeah, she still lives here, in this house I can’t sell Verse 2 G C Her teacup waits on the window sill G D Like she just stepped out and always will G C The kitchen clock quit keeping time G D G The same day she quit being mine Pre-Chorus Em C I patch the roof and mow the grass G D But the past keeps coming through the cracks Chorus G C She still lives here, in this house I can’t sell G D Her silhouette’s framed in every shell Em C I’ve shown it around, but nobody stays G D They all feel her heartbeat in the hallways G C Yeah, she still lives here, in this house I can’t sell Bridge Em C Maybe someday I’ll burn it down G D Plant wild roses on this ground Em C But even then, I know too well G D She’ll still be living in that house I can’t sell Final Chorus / Outro G C She still lives here, in this house I can’t sell G D Her memory rings like a wedding bell Em C No one wants to buy a place this blue G D And I can’t seem to move on too G C Yeah, she still lives here, in this house I can’t sell G D G The lock won’t turn, and it never will G D G She still lives here… in the house I can’t sell
  18. For those of you who vacation in SoWalton County, Florida (30A). There is a new Bandon Dunes/Dream Golf Course being developed about 40 miles away. For the top 1% of surly's there are opportunities for ownership and membership https://oldshores.com/
  19. Litig8r replied to Fug's topic in Football
    I would 100% take this case for Kelly on contingency. If anyone has any connections, I pay referral legally allowable fees (think Massive Tailgate party free admission to Surly members)
  20. I'm going to try that and save a couple of hunnerd
  21. Man there is huge difference in cast iron pans. Lodge is everywhere now but the surface is so rough. I bought a couple of Smithey. (humblebrag) What a difference.
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