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Official Surly - Texas at Kansas Game Thread
He can play in 2 more games and still keep his RS.
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Official Surly - Texas at Kansas Game Thread
technically, we were in a "championship game" in 2013. but fuck yeah, things are looking so fucking good right now. We got the QB of the future for 2 more fucking years. Fuck yeah, Texas Fight!
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Official Surly - Texas at Kansas Game Thread
up 21, today should be over for Sam. Put in Shane, don't tempt fate.
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Adrian Peterson admits he still hits his son with a belt
There's a big difference between a spanking, and a beating. I was spanked as a kid. I dunno if I would spank my own kids, but I wouldn't really look down on others who did spank theirs, it really depends on the kid and the parents and the situation. I think some kids really are sensitive and smart enough that just talking to them can be a good deterrent, and likewise there are some really thick headed kids out there that don't get the message without a spank. That said, All day doesn't "spank" his kids. He fucking abuses them. Guy is a fucking moron. I don't doubt that his "spankings" are really violent. He's a fucking football player, why the fuck does he need to bring an outside object into discipline? Last time he did that, he fucking cut open his son's ballsack with a stick. Fuck that asshole. He's the same dumbass who chose OU over UT, so his decision making has always been suspect.
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Official Surly - Texas at Kansas Game Thread
Someone should make a hard, violent, scary play against petros
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Official Surly - Texas at Kansas Game Thread
Petros sounds like an even more regarded Jesse Ventura, which is astonishing
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Official Surly - Texas at Kansas Game Thread
Texas Pete's vagina is about to bleed over this post
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Official Surly - Texas at Kansas Game Thread
Sam Ehlinger is cooler than the other side of the pillow, god fucking dam
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Official Surly - Texas at Kansas Game Thread
It don't make a shit, Sam could drive 150 yards in a single possession if needed.
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Official Surly - Texas at Kansas Game Thread
Fuck you Kansas. Fuck you to death.
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Game 5: Texas vs. UNC, 6:30 PM, FS1
HOOK EM FUCKING HORNS!!
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Zach Smith is a stupid, disgusting piece of shit.
Yes, it really is simple: no one is allowed to chide a serial child molester on this board with you around, captain needledick. You confuse "someone who at one point was a politician" with being political, because you are a goddamn moron. Again, die in a fire, you fucking monster.
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Zach Smith is a stupid, disgusting piece of shit.
yeah, no mention of anybody even remotely related to politics regardless for any reason ever, because needledick losers like yourself can't help catching feelings over serial sex offenders due to that extra chromosome you harbor which is why you're untouchable, because you're mayor of bitchville. Die in a fire, please.
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Zach Smith is a stupid, disgusting piece of shit.
It's always so cringey when bitches try to fight for their boyfriends like this.
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Thank You, Seniors
it's almost poetic that these seniors get a chance, in their last regular season game ever, to get revenge on the team that handed them their most humiliating defeat of their entire tenure at Texas. Feels like these seniors have been slaying personal demons all year long, this would be a big one to get past.
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Zach Smith is a stupid, disgusting piece of shit.
Jim Jordan, the assistant wrestling coach who ignored the pleas of 100s of students as their team doctor molested them repeatedly.
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Sam Ehlinger
AC Contusion in shoulder, said it felt different from last hit, new injury not reinjury. X-Ray negative for fracture, MRI tomorrow. He asked to go back in, but couldn't throw past 15 yards without pain. Hopefully he can rest next week and Shane can get it done in his last game before burning his redshirt. It'd be nice for Sam to have a full week to heal before OU/WVU.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Iowa State Game Thread
- Official Surly - Texas vs Iowa State Game Thread
Michelle Herman's monster tits are such a huge improvement over Sally Brown's cookies.- Official Surly - Texas vs Iowa State Game Thread
LMFAO- Official Surly - Texas vs Iowa State Game Thread
Seriously? I missed that, no fucking way- Thank You, Seniors
If these guys pull it off, they'll be known as the class that saw Texas turn around.- Official Surly - Texas vs Iowa State Game Thread
I would love for Hager to finally get to cut his hair- Official Surly - Texas vs Iowa State Game Thread
Dear fucking god, please let Lil'Jordan come back. Sam and LJ look like one of the deadliest combos in the country.- Official Surly - Texas vs Iowa State Game Thread
Yeah, while the channel itself rules, the branding and its bumpers fucking suck. They paint UT as like some cow pasture. - Official Surly - Texas vs Iowa State Game Thread
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