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SEC

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  1. I've never understood that Colt and Shipley commercial. Is the joke that Jordan Shipley tried to catch the clay pigeon and hurt himself?
  2. Hook em! I feel like if Shane could put together a good solid drive and score here, everything would be fine.
  3. LHN had the misfortune of appearing at the beginning of an awful decade for UT football. As a network, it's actually pretty cool. I used to watch it all the time when I had more time to watch TV, and they had a lot of really cool shit. The show they used to have called Texas Insider where they'd do an episode each week on the previous week's matchup ruled. That's where this came from: If Texas had been winning, I think most fans would have been thrilled with the LHN. When you're winning and want to just keep gobbling up the homer stuffing, the LHN is amazing. And, if Texas was winning, and thus people were tuning in and the channel was getting more viewers, their budget would be increasing.
  4. SEC replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football
    Anyone know of a record of how many yards after contact Sam has this year? I swear this dude grinds out the yards.
  5. Whole team looks revitalized now that they realize what's ahead of them. This is fun as shit.
  6. SEC replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Football
    yeah yeah yeah bitch bitch bitch, go cross your legs you pussy.
  7. SEC replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Football
    no, but your wife licks the crust off my dick Not smart enough to refute what I said? I'll repeat - you're such a stupid bitch, quit bitching about hand signals you mongoloid.
  8. SEC replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Football
    that's exactly what you're doing, you fucking mong. You're just too stupid to realize getting pissy in the opposite direction is still getting pissy over a hand signal. Plus it makes you look like a bitch.
  9. SEC replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football
    Sam with 30 TDs on the season, most since Colt in 2009.
  10. fucking hell I love our QB
  11. if you're in a bind, you can do a 7-day trial to Playstation Vue, it carries the longhorn network.
  12. They said Sam Ehlinger found out about the Okie Lite game and called a huddle with the team.
  13. Hager with pigtails
  14. SEC replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Football
    you sound like a bitch
  15. SEC replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Football
    I've only been once, when Texas played UNC in basketball in 2009. That game was fucking legit.
  16. SEC replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Football
    “I remember every single team/player that disrespects the rich tradition of the University of Texas by putting the Horns down. Do not think it will be forgotten in the future.” This could turn into an all-time great quote from a UT QB if Sam gets his revenge. Holy shit.
  17. SEC replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Football
    If nothing else, the conference is entertaining as shit. And Les Miles coming to KU should add to the fun.
  18. SEC replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Football
    big 12 champ game is in Dallas, right?
  19. SEC replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Football
    senior night plus last night their old coach will be on the sideline. I hope Texas treats it like it should, and doesn't let the night get emotional and close.
  20. SEC replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Football
    If WVU beats OU, then WVU has 2 losses, OU has 2 losses, and Texas has 2 losses. They take the top 2 teams for the Big 12 championship game, Texas has the tiebreaker over OU, big 12 championship game is WVU vs Texas if OU beats WVU, then OU has 2 losses, Texas has 2 losses, and WVU has 3 losses. Texas goes to the Big 12 championship game, it's OU vs Texas.
  21. SEC replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Football
    if we keep winning, we will automatically make the big 12 championship game. The only thing that can keep us out of the big 12 championship game is if texas loses. Had OSU not beaten WVU, then if Texas won out, they could still have been left out of the championship game if OU beat WVU.
  22. SEC replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Football
    I hope WVU beats OU now, so we get that WVU rematch. I want Sam Ehlinger to make Will Grier eat those horns down.
  23. SEC replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Football
    Holy fuck yes!!!!
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