Everything posted by horn4life
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
And that is why LSU is the perfect landing spot for Kiffin. WTF would he have to do to raise an eyebrow at LSU?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
For Offensive Linemen? That reeks of desperation! ;-)
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Winter Weather 2026 - I Can Haz Cold Front?
you cut off the main. without pressure you probably got the one faucet that was slightly lower. Basically gravity.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Sad Guard cash Haiku. We had the Money for you! Now just sad will do.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Well I got nothing. So I will just fill space as meaningfully as the last page and a half. So I made up a joke a long time ago. It was meant to be a sweet joke about when a young gal goes to a hotel room for the very first time. I would start the joke with, " So what is more intimate, oral sex. or taking a poop?" I would let the gals percolate on it a minute, ans I would ask. "Can you remember that first time you went away with a guy to a hotel room?" as I would nod, along with them. Then I would laughing ask, " So... I bet you had oral sex didn't you?" Which was nearly universally met with nodding. Then I would pause for a second, and lean in and ask, " So let me ask you a question, did you go doodoo in that hotel room... "(long pause)... "Or did you pack that puppy home?" It was silly, funny, and was. good wingman joke to make gals remember their youth. Then one day it went wrong. I went through the normal order of the joke, and the gals are laughing along,A And I ask<so did you go poop?" And the one gal immediately answers, " Yes!" To which I replied, "Well, how do your remember?" To which she replied.... "Because I had to make room for something else." she said with a grin. My sweet, dirty joke, had been defiled... Hook'em
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
So wasn't it Bobby that was saying in essence, "all is well there are plans as big as RB and Coleman planned for the OL?" I apologize if that was somebody else's quote. But if so, now it's back to "oh well" all those OL worries were overblown? It was sort of fun to think that if I clicked on $9.95, I just might see a new thread titled "2026 Transfer OL ......." So all that's left is the bitching? I REALLY thought getting two quality backs and Coleman would be an additional incentive to get at lease one more quality OL transfer in. I guess I can hold out a little hope in that there are a couple days left for Championship Miami/Indiana OL to enter? If there is a surprise master plan I will bow down and recant all my doubts. But if we end up standing pat, it is as has been said, an incomplete. I guarantee our RB and WR gets thought they were gonna see some adds to the OL! And as a side note: How many of you ever came home with an incomplete on grade report from UT and had anyone think it was a good thing? Anyone?
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Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread
Well let's be honest. Is Baker Mayfield a "piece of shit?' Well consider that he was raised by a father than stole 12 million from him. Usually, not always, but usually the Apple doesn't fall far from the tree. And I will bet with absolutely certainly, that Baker Mayfield referred to his dad, as, "that piece of shit" when he was relieved of that 12 million...
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
My vision of the announcement of an OL "in the portal."
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Markets still falling like whoa
Well on the bright side (pun intended) Gold is up 158% over the last 5 years. Up 76% in just the last calendar year alone. Too bad my only holdings are the sort my wife isn't going to give back...
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
welcome to... All of America!
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Markets still falling like whoa
And the 30 year was at on 1/21 closed at 4.802, today it's at 4.91. yep keep it in cash and just wait.
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Markets still falling like whoa
The disinformation that so many Trump supporters believe to be true is astounding. Take a look at the job creation numbers he inherits and whatch them decline. EXACTLY like they did the first term. Yet i was told repeatedly that my facts were incorrect and that job creation was booming. I would then point out the numbers, using Trumps numbers. Then they woud refuse to believe Trump's numbers. I changed my high school history term paper to the topic of Jim Jones after that event. I see a lot of similarities in todays republican party and the kool aid drinkers who perished on their faith with Jones. The key is to get your followers to start off believing little things that are not real, then they will eventually swallow and believe the big lies, via repetitive conditioning. That's where we are today. It's going to take a massive market crash, the sort where you can't easily recover from to change the folks who are detached from reality as much as our President I am afraid. The good news is the GOP will point to "well all the other economies are in the shitter too!" as the rationalization for why "this is normal." there is quite simply nothing that cannot be rationalized, nothing.
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Ricky Williams being Ricky Williams
Dude was chill back in the day. But he was just part of the crowd. IK think the last time I saw hime in a par was at Paradise Cafe. Paradise Cafe next to Steamboat. Damn I did have a good time.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Somewhere in this thread there is a blues song title- "The Sunshine Pumper Blues" is one that comes to mind. But the last few pages (verses) perhaps, "Just let me cry out the blues" Or "I just wanna be Blue, so Fuck you!" Or maybe this one is the most accurate? "If my Ball are Blue, I am too..."
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TV solution for technology challenged dad
HA! In my head I just thought, you could make a fortune with a QR code that would walk anyone through these specific problems, with the specific tv/carrier pairings for each user. Specific being the profit... But then I would need a QR code, to teach how to use the camera, for QR codes... No good choices. But I would look at the "hey google" option. I might even add it to my tv, just to see if it would indeed work. I think if I just touch the mic icon on my remote, google could do the work after that via voice? Or that's how it seems? Anyhow good luck. Maybe there is one last career for my tech saavy 94 year old father. I will say that my moving him to apple products (or the same products you use) helps troubleshooting from a distance. When my MIL went to something else to save a couple bucks it became a never ending problem, that shifted to my BIL who had that same setup. But I highly recommend when buying new technology for parents you buy them brands you already have in your home, and already know how to troubleshoot quickly.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
That was a tough game to watch. Just eat the fucking ball and let the defense do it's thing. Houston NFL Football... you just can't have nice things,,,
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Markets still falling like whoa
Vix up 20%, futures on down basically 400 of both dow and nasdaq with Gold up 1.6% and Silver up 4.8% this morning. Who knows what it will be by tomorrow morning when we all start licking our wounds. Sure wish all I had was a portfolio of UVIX at the close Friday. Trump always announces this things after trading so you do not see the real market reaction to really fucking stupid stuff. I expect a huge hit to my longs Tuesday. And when Trump does his TACO move it will be too late for me. But not to worry. As I bet there will be lots of folks in the Whitehouse, that will make a shit ton of money off of this...
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Markets still falling like whoa
"I'm with Stupid!" Good slogan for the GOP for this campaign season. It will be fun to hear all the rationalizations.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Well before long Texas A&M may be engulfed by a Burnt Orange glow. If history is any indicator. Texas A&M has big plans for building small nuclear reactors for its program in College Station
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All Encompassing Mortgage and Real Estate Thread
Honestly- I hate being right about rates.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Actually the only correct answer is Men's Soccer. Simply as they at nearly anytime we can cross the street and find a guy that can kick a lighter smaller ball a long way accurately. And that fill a Football need! Hottest ticket in Austin 3 years ago was not UT football. it was Austin FC. Just sayin. And if there was a pathway for local kids to play professional locally? Soccer is the better option than lacrosse. But since we are talking lacrosse in a second of boredom, I did have an interesting slogan for a women's team... "Chicks with Sticks. You're worst Nightmare." ;-)
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All Encompassing Mortgage and Real Estate Thread
Oh I know you can get there, by a number of means. But it's not what the average loans across the nation are costing. Otherwise the MMI would be at 5.8% I view the administration actions right now as those of a frustrated homeowner dealing with a drainage issue. During the phone call, the contractor explains some fo the options, gutters being the most affordable. Followed by maybe putting in a french drain, or worst case scenario trying to reconfigure the lot's drainage. They set an appointment to figure out the fix and how much it will might potentially cost before coming out so the homeowner has a realistic expectation of costs. After a walk around the contractor rubs his head and asks. Have you ever thought about turning that faucet off? To which the homeowner replies, no we can't do that. (faucet = tariffs)