Everything posted by Bellboy
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Shave the beard, cut the f’ing mullet, become a football player.
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Texas Basketball 2022-23
One half of the new Twin Towers that the Longhorns recruited. I think the other guy is better though. JMO
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Loudest DKR Moment You've Experienced
Mine was UCLA Rout 66. The voice inside my head telling me to jump off from the Upper Deck was deafening
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2023 QB Arch Manning
Some may celebrate Christmas, but it’s Archimus for the rest of us.
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Who Are The Best High School Football Players You Have Seen Personally?
Thank you for letting me answer this question again. Tommy Kramer i intercepted two of his passes in a game one time. No need to discuss the four touchdown passes thrown on me that night though.
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Banner Time: 2 weeks to line it up
Welcome Coach Meyer
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Tom just said in the press conference that we still have a lot of the season left ahead of us. He must be talking about deer season.
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Top 10 white basketball players of all time.
Larry Bird Dirk Nowitzki Bill Walton Bob Pettit Jerry Lucas Rick Barry Jerry West Pete Maravich John Stockton Steve Nash
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Describe Tom Herman in 5 words
$40,000,000 buyout is a bargain
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What are you drinking?
Fentanyl with multiple The Macallan 25 Year Old Sherry Oak chasers
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
How embarrassing would it be to know that somebody is willing to throwaway 40 million just to have you take your lame*** bubble blowing act to your new job as a Mensa Test Tutor.
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How? How has it come to this?
Red McCombs says Herman is no more than a OC not Head Coach material.
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Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central
For those who refer to Baylor as rapists, you’ve overlooked they’re pretty much into beastiality too. This f*****g we’re getting is embarrassing.
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Louisiana Tech @ Texas 7 PM 8/31 on LHN
Ricky with the dread combover. Greatness. 👍
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Texas vs Providence- Friday, 8pm on ESPN2
I wish we had Jim Krivacs playing for us this season. He would be the best three point shooter on the team.................. and he’s friggin 60 years old.
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Official Surly - Big 12 Championship Game Thread - TX/OU II
Even dumbasses can be Mensa Members now. That last minute and a half is totally on Herman. Playing chess when he should of been playing checkers.
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Hyde-Smith vs. Espy debate
If Republicans want to win they need to stop Uber drivers from parking outside Mental Institutions to pick up recent discharges and running them for Senate. How these idiot Repubs can get Democrats in Alabama and possibly in Mississippi elected is absolutely beyond the pale.
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Any Family Members Ever Play College or Pro Sports?
Checks in the mail. I would of sent more, but I’ve already committed a tidy sum to this Nigerian Prince who reached out to me.
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Any Family Members Ever Play College or Pro Sports?
Erxleben by marriage. Do felons count ?
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2019 C Will Baker
Hopefully better than scrub NBA Center Danny Schayes, son of early NBA Hall of Famer center Dolph Schayes. Had greatest NBA draft scouting report ever of six words. “ Looks like father, plays like mother. “
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Make no mistake - Todd Orlando Fucking Sucks
Need 3 defensive ends that can make it farther than five feet into the offensive backfield on pass plays.