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UncleBuck

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  1. Not sure I 100% blame them watching Card out there. I think Ewers lifts that line quite a bit.
  2. A trap game is a game most people believe you should win, and mostly easily. That wasn't Bama, and it's not going to be OU, Okie Steak or Baylor.
  3. EDIT: I think I missed the attempt here
  4. Figured they would. Both suited up Saturday. Ewers being described by Sark day to day. The way he was running Saturday before the game.
  5. nm I'll let this be the tech thread
  6. And what if targeting isn't called, going from 3rd and 8 to 1st and 10 with a fresh set of downs for UTSA? That maybe gives Texas an extra drive. Maybe Texas scores, and we're NOT 21 points better because we're actually 24 or 28 points better!?
  7. Personally I believed that Bama was the trap game, in anticipation for what UTSA was a'gunna be bringing. Maybe I was right. Maybe I was Memphis.
  8. In the overall scheme of things, that really shouldn't matter. Gimpy Card's not our starting QB. Non-Gimpy Card is not our starting QB. We move on to Tech
  9. I mean imagine the score if Bijan doesn't flip from Ohio State!!!!!!
  10. UncleBuck replied to F250's topic in Books
    Speaking of Lonesome Dove.... your QB:
  11. From your mom's house TEXAS!
  12. I've done the quick 6-7 day one. Forget my recipe, but it was only salt and coarse black pepper. Cured in fridge inside of two gallon bag. Flipped over every day. Smoked over pecan with a tick of mesquite. Was great.
  13. I can't find it, but when I first started reading shaggy this one old fella got mad at the mom jokes. Went on about how his mother died and was a great woman and that he didn't appreciate those types of jokes, and that his mom was a nurse who helped develop some of the course material for the UT nursing program or something. In true Shaggy/Surly fashion, the next reply was: "your mom nursed my cock last night." and I nearly died. I laugh at it to this day.
  14. Yah, quick google search shows sTrain is muscle/tendon related, sPrain being the ligament. I just remember a radio host I listened to who's an ex football player ranting about sprain vs. tear a few times, so hey I finally knew something.
  15. Absolutely. Normally "sprain" involves a small tear or stretching of the ligament, but it's definitely damage. Unless he was thinking "strain," which is not the case here.
  16. Apparently it was released last year on 09/21 siap, I'm on last page and don't see it:
  17. I would guess something more around two weeks on Sark saying he's "day to day" alone, based on what "day to day" normally means, plus the reports of Card/Wright taking the reps. But I'm still getting used to Sark-Speak. Day to Day doesn't literally mean he can be okay tomorrow in every case, but more that they're really not sure of a minimum time. It would normally suggest to me it's a lot about the uncertainty of pain management, healing time, further injury etc.. NFL guys labeled day to day immediately after a game might play that week, or it might be a couple of weeks. Just depends if they can get through a practice that week without any major complications that day and the next etc... Rarely does an important player labeled "Day to day" go beyond three weeks unless there is a major setback. By reports, it for sure wouldn't be this week. Official news between here and next Monday's press conference could shed some more light, hopefully.
  18. UncleBuck replied to F250's topic in Books
    About 20% into Lonesome Dove. Read Dead Man's Walk and Comanche Moon first, so the "differences" in the past are interesting. I made laughing tears reading the part about the creation of the Hat Creek sign. A book has never done that to me.
  19. Not sure I trust Big 12 refs any more, tbh.
  20. Get on the cloud or the fuck out the way, Snuggles.
  21. Not as many of them, but there are a lot more than you'd think. They are very offended by the idea that anyone could ever be better than them, even for two quarters.
  22. UncleBuck replied to DocZaius's topic in Books
    It's like he got drunk and started reminiscing about that time he came home and found CS Lewis in bed with his mom.
  23. I don't know what's worse: whatever the fuck she just made, or that some people actually believe that she is being serious and that it is a real roach.
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