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El Squared

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  1. I thought Billy Liucci was kicked off of here a couple years ago….I guess not.
  2. Coach: Dorthy and Toto are from Kansas, any thoughts on how that might affect play this Saturday , and game preparation?
  3. I don’t like his overall style but this interview raised my opinion of him.particularly his comments about “how the team needed this” ….that they didn’t. Just like you don’t need to get into a car wreck. Very little political sidestepping or dodging. Somewhat refreshing.
  4. Thanks for eating your shinebox Aranda …without even having to ask….
  5. Right about now I imagine the B12 refs are meeting w/ Baylor staff to review the script and how to handle ad libs in the refuckery passion play. Envelopes stuffed w/ non-sequential small bills being passed out as part of the front half payment and earnest money.
  6. No big deal, it only changed the final score but no big deal.
  7. Lots of reliance on the transitive property for analysis/predictions, which is not the best foundation early in the season when many teams are actually getting their shit together, just sayin'. Surlynalysis.
  8. I would call him a fucking hoe, some of his Texas hate is endogenous, some paid for.
  9. We owe these fockbears plenty…I hope the coaches get the players ANGRY. Would love to blast them into oblivion, but they are already in Waco , so there’s no point. Will take any victory that overcomes the zebrahoes.
  10. Maybe Sark will hire him as “Monday Presser Analyst “
  11. Or ….” A bus station glory hole receiver in hack writer clothing “
  12. I can believe there will be lots of B12 refuckery throughout the game, that’s why we have to channel DKR and PLAY ANGRY, and pound their clitori into the turf, and flush the bowl into the Brazos on the way way out. Hope the stormtrooper whites come back with rapist blood on them. JUST WIN BABY!
  13. It’s as if we experienced this phenomenon before……
  14. Yes!. If the league persists in this fuckery , demand a non B12 crew or you don’t get your exit money. See us at the courthouse!. The refuckery will cost us a close game, like it has not infrequently in the past, that is intentional harm and tortuous interference with UT Football Inc. Stick it to the league where it hurts, in their purse.
  15. I say this every season: I wish folks would stop saying the B12 officials are “incompetent “……it makes it seem as this is not intentional fuckery, which of course it is, now openly supported by the league. IT’S NOT INCOMPETENCE, ITS FUCKERY. DON’T BE LAZY!l
  16. El Squared replied to TXs's topic in Football
    LHN misnamed. It’s the Anti-Longhorn Network, thanks but now die you pathetic schmucks.
  17. Waking up is hard for some but beating crooked refs is a very real problem going forward in conference play. They have a license to kill, and full immunity apparently as the league gives zero billion fucks .
  18. Just win baby, all the rest is stuff and nonsense….
  19. It’s a problem that there is no other recourse for the enhanced refuckery except out scoring opponents 3:1.
  20. Seeing this makes me wonder what type of aircraft do our teams fly in, for example to the Bama game? Yes it s likely a charter but does it have larger seats? What airframe? Anyone know?
  21. Naw but maybe someday he can become an equipment coordinator.
  22. Well even small market schools can parlay their success as corporations want to be affiliated with winners( wokenomics an exception) and having wealthy alumni makes a big difference, so it’s not all about geography.
  23. 100 years of fantasies and delusions…..
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