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El Squared

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  1. These days if you’re a decent HC and gonna get paid for a few years, no matter what you’re record of achievement, and then get a golden parachute on the way out, you can stomach being anywhere , the system has very little incentive for performance. See: Charlie Strong, Herman, and post 2009 FUPM, Les Miles, etc. A small handful are driven by ego and the need to win, the rest, not so much. They only fight for wins on the way up the career ladder, but once a HC getting guaranteed 7 figures for a few years most give zero fucks it seems.
  2. Likely to significantly change in the very near future….
  3. Chip Kelley as OC
  4. Bjork must either have known he was being shit-canned, and therefore laid a turd in the punch bowl /jizzjar as a parting gift …or someone in admin or BMD he trusted played him to give the go ahead to the Stoops hire knowing it would lead to his ouster.
  5. Well it will likely easier to win in the little big 12 league of crippletards than the SEC so there’s that.
  6. Yes needs the minutes and seconds added to each date
  7. Filled not with money but Bed Bath & Beyond in-store only coupons….
  8. So Mackovic was actually a slimier douche bag than than we figured, hard to fathom.
  9. The Crippletard League of Also Rans, o/w known as little big 12
  10. Football needs to block Brando to Bolivia.
  11. Double negatives and such….how do they work?
  12. I wasn’t able to see the wrinkled hot dogs on the rollers but I’m sure they are there somewhere….
  13. It would be equally distressing to see KMar accidentally get knocked over, and end up at the bottom of a large number of players inadvertently punching him in the ovaries 40-50 times , causing him to go into early menopause. I just cannot imagine how wrong that would be. Sick AND wrong. Unacceptable to even think such a thing.
  14. It would be a shame if a full speed Texas player happened to accidentally run into Yormark on the sidelines ….leading with his helmet….a complete shame. And that should never happen.
  15. El Squared replied to TXs's topic in Football
    Ho Li Fuk……sum ting wong
  16. Most places would fire the idiots that lead to this financial disaster, aggy likely gonna bonus them, rather than admit their fiscal disaster. You just keep aggying, whoop!
  17. …..from behind it…..
  18. Texas 38 Tech 31 Total penalty yards : 666 , ( all 5 refuckers)
  19. Galindo. Brando, and FCB need to be on the same bus going over the cliff in Palookaville.
  20. As nothing seems to be changing the trajectory of the fuckery, why isn’t UT AD and others having press releases or press conferences about it ? Obviously the B12 league condones it , so why not make noise and get advertisers to pull $ away? If the public buys the fix narrative, they will be hesitant to buy ad time. Time for some leadership. stakes getting higher w/ every game.
  21. It’s not minor league officiating, or incompetence, it’s been an agenda of fuckery. No obvious solution I guess unless press and UT Athletics admin step up and make some noise. There’s plenty of evidence, it’s not butthurt loserism.its being truthful to a serious problem.
  22. No matter what, I always feel better when we are in stormtrooper whites....
  23. A humble and generous person who also happened to be a human bulldozer. What a pleasure to see him play. What sadness to see what the game did to him physically.
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