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El Squared

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Everything posted by El Squared

  1. At dick chugging, sure
  2. Also: you can't get real championships from an aggy....
  3. Did a deep hole , tell him there is free beer at the bottom, fill hole.
  4. Kinda like You tube these days….
  5. Ollie Gordon acted like he smoked the same batch of weed as Gundy last night. Slow and minimally active. Maybe saving himself for some NFL scout team role next year or the CFL.
  6. The boys in the booth need a coat of “aggy mayo” around their lips as they went down on Lardko hard while he was up there.
  7. Announcers were sure slurping him tho....
  8. Desk aerobics…in North Korea. Participate or die.
  9. Mockery, frustration, anger, are way ahead. Racism isn't a requirement except for those that have anticipatory recreational triggering.
  10. If he was going by his record, it would be Coach “L”
  11. I guess when the pieces of shit on his team lost to NC State. You know , the kids.
  12. I suspect this type of douchery will translate poorly when the Karma tsunami hits him….
  13. Nope, PhD always stood for : Piled higher and Deeper
  14. WTF: House money, let your nuts hang! That’s all.
  15. Lots of hypothetical matchup discussion, as expected, which only infrequently pans out,....lots of this and that. HOWEVER, there is a force, a factor, that is difficult to counter, not impossible, but extremely difficult: STORMTROOPER ICY WHITES! Put THAT in your bong, and smoke it!
  16. You know its a slow time when sewing videos make it onto the football board....
  17. It’s never been about melting down over a single game, it's melting down over a single millennium as a Cowboy”fan”…….
  18. Being a Cowboys fan in the current millennium is sort of like being an Aztec human sacrifice, except: You are reincarnated weekly to experience the ritual over and over you arrive at the temple to witness an 80 year old botoxed silicone dicked bazillionaire banging your woman -while looking at you and laughing you look forward to and are willing pay for the next opportunity
  19. No because he just got thru dropping some fentanyl in tent city, autonomous zone , so facts may escape him….
  20. Why does Brando have to lay a turd in every punch bowl? Just STFU and hit the liquor cabinet(warehouse) and stumble around w/o annoying every mammal on the planet by speaking ( or even breathing). That’s all we ask.
  21. ‘‘Dog bites man” level news. Sad they continue to admire a woman-beating drunk douche bag . They need better celebrities.but I guess that’s just not possible.
  22. Agree. Don’t have high expectations but whomever said we are playing with house money a few days ago was right. Pressure is on the others, and we will be in ICY WHITES.
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