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El Squared

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  1. I think the crystal ball was misinterpreted: it’s not aggy wins in 20__, it’s aggy wins in __20, so apparently the millennium is the variable, not the year…..
  2. On his honeymoon, Brent Venables used Crazy Glue instead of K-Y. Bob Stoops had to get a colostomy.
  3. Brent Venables likes to pull the fire alarm in the dementia unit of nursing homes.
  4. Brent Venables hits on chicks in the lobby of Ronald McDonald’s House.
  5. El Squared replied to Neonmoon's topic in Football
    Just win baby, no other fucks given…..take every W while you can. Play angry and don’t turtle.
  6. El Squared replied to Neonmoon's topic in Football
    Worthy wasn’t a bad QB last night
  7. Venables gets out of the shower to piss AND shit.
  8. I don’t think fans believe Sark is a bad person, they are just perplexed as to why he fucks up a bunch. The 2nd half of TTU game was a very slow car crash. WTF.
  9. The “gas” in the 2nd half was methane generated by Sark as he sharted away the lead over 30 minutes . No power from that gas & liquid to move a football, just enough though change the color of underwear.
  10. Maybe we could get Case McCoy as a QB analyst for Sark.
  11. I don’t expect any truth or revelations from these tiny staged dramas. I certainly wouldn’t expect the HC to throw any of his staff under the bus at one either. Actions speak louder than words, I hope some pink slip emails are being sent, but only fools rely on hope.
  12. If cards the QB how about some plays that maximize his “wounded crane” status? How about using Bijan for more than 16 carries, in something other than up the middle for 3 yds? WTF.
  13. Sark’s strategy of wearing out the other team’s offense by leaving them on the field seems to have just barely missed.
  14. Our standards have served us well indeed….
  15. Or 5-7 Sark gonna 5-7
  16. The D was gassed since there was shitty play calling by the HC/OC. Yes Bijan fumbled but we didn’t use him near enough in Q4, despite having a rested OL , no short screens , nothing but mostly failed deep balls, and a kick as RB sitting around. Not going for in late in Q4 at midfield w/ Bijan on the team was kinda stupid when you are watching your lead melt away and you turtle up.
  17. Although you have a more than decent RB and you cannot use him to help eat clock and extend drives? WTF .
  18. Because they got a coach.
  19. I give a few fucks but only for old times sake. Not connected to the team, not because of the players who are fine and some very talented, but because Texas has such embarrassingly bad administrative “leaders” and big money influencers that cannot get it right, essentially since DKR, when it comes to football. It’s bizarre with all the so-called advantages that are supposed to predict success, we keep racing toward the middle or below. Please don’t bring up FUPM because no Vince or no Colt he would have been in a nursing home 10 years ago.
  20. Not using one of the best rbs in CFB during the 4th quarter is on Sark. Wearing out your own defense is ridiculous. Not going for it on 4th down and 3 late in Q4 in a close game when you need to break the other team’s momentum and when you have a great rb and a rested OL also raises concerns. What happened to AGNB?
  21. The horror, the horror… D1 CFB coaches forced to jump from planes with golden parachutes….no justice, no peace…only large amounts of money…the horror, the horror…
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