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El Squared

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  1. Lincoln Riley does his own Pap smears.
  2. Lincoln Riley actually waited for Godot.
  3. Lincoln Riley stays up all night to watch The Golden Girls marathon.
  4. Lincoln Riley keeps Cheese Whiz in his glove box.
  5. Lincoln Riley gives US Savings Bonds as graduation gifts.
  6. Lincoln Riley has silk-lined lederhosen.
  7. Lincoln Riley says he’s helping power wind farms every time he farts in church.
  8. Lincoln Riley always tries to order free range squirrel at Hudson’s on the Bend
  9. Lincoln Riley always turns the toaster at hotels to 10 before he checks out.
  10. Lincoln Riley shaves with LEGOs.
  11. Lincoln Riley orders a “ McWater” at McDonalds.
  12. Lincoln Riley has an SEC tattoo and grille
  13. Lincoln Riley thinks Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK.
  14. Lincoln Riley prefers Parkay over butter.
  15. Lincoln Riley has a Nancy Pelosi poster he holds up with one hand.
  16. Lincoln Riley has a collection of Pace Picante jars.
  17. Lincoln Riley puts single ply toilet paper in the guest bath.
  18. Lincoln Riley thinks Futureman is Surly’ best poster.
  19. Lincoln Riley thinks he is saving the planet drinking 2% milk.
  20. Lincoln Riley farts in crowded elevators and then stares at the guy in the wheelchair.
  21. Lincoln Riley gets out of the shower to piss AND shit.
  22. This thread proves that not only is winning hard, but a win only matters if it’s a good win, essentially flawless. Really? After 11 years in the fucking desert? Please crawl back into your parents basement, put on your VR googles and fire up Madden football while stuffing your retrospectoscope into your asshole you insufferable koonts.
  23. I will take any W against those sooner crimson lettuce putas.
  24. Yup, Nick likes to keep shitty coaches around in the SEC apparently. Keeping things close on the scoreboard with coaches like Jimblow, makes good business sense for bama long-term, unless he just wants to disembowel them at Pyle, so that aggy will STFU for a day or 2.
  25. Maybe Evans shot his wad last week vs pony ( 15/113, 3/70) but whatever. If he's "tired" or saving himself doesn't matter. Roaches lost 2 in a row with him on deck.
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