This is the thread where Rage vents his misanthropic/chicken little inner demons, instead of enjoying the most aggy moment of the entire season we are going to entertain (Ewers out for year/aggy blowout/arch awful/monkeypox runs through lockerroom/sark arrested and revealed as the Zodiac Killer)
Lots of threads to talk about playoffs and SEC champ scenarios but this is Surly so someone has to offer the shit takes I guess.
Ground breaking analysis.
yes, typically a team turning the ball over 4 times leads to a loss. Jfc it’s like yall have to hedge your bets in your mind emotionally just to survive the slight possibility it might happen.
He is trying to say "Auburn", but what you have to understand is that typically those unfortunate enough to be born with severe fetal alcohol syndrome (or in Alabama parlance "Licker Brane") may grow up with some developmental delays.
Explain. Legos are pure joy. Unless you were permanently crippled from stepping on a sharp lego piece on hardwood floor, I cannot see how they can be viewed other than a cool toy.
I used to do this for a living, and would love to quit my current events job and just lead the newly formed Surly High Intelligence Tailgate Presidential Office Of Preparedness (SHITPOOP).