Everything posted by hookemATL
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
This is the wheels fall off, players fight on sidelines, malcontent storms off to lockeroom game for aggy. Lots of blame pointing during the game, as Mizzou O runs roughshod and a&m has to air it out to catch up. 33-17 type final.
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Concerts you are attending
You guys don’t know shit. I saw them when they were Dinosaur Freshman.
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NFL Week 4
Karma police caught up with Rice. That looked season ending.
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Roschon already making an impression in Chicago
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SEC Refs Suck
The hold on the TD pissed me off the most. Broughton was so clearly grabbed and it was the only way MSU scored.
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Concerts you are attending
Dino jr / flaming lips / weezer at Moody last was a lot of fun. What a great venue.
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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
Ya see he likes to have sex with furniture you see, and as a car seat is a piece of furniture INSIDE of a car, he’d then receive road head from that seat.
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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
JD Vance got road head from a car seat in high school, and now he is very very confused.
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Week 5 2024, Mississippi State @ Texas
That’s Urban Meyers plane! It’s happening!!!
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Week 5 2024, Mississippi State @ Texas
F15 flyover. Bring your patriotism in a clear bag please
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
- JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
And ofc they cannot help but get physical and try and threaten. Fuck them.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
In this scenario, I am mad at the team. I can’t hate fuck the team (no judgment, that’s just too much bbc and a logistical nightmare).- Tell Me About Texas a&m
“Stabbing meeeeeee, Stabbing youuuuuuuuu, SWEEEEEEET CAROLINE”- Tell Me About Texas a&m
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Once they gather together in large numbers they can fuse together like a rat king. It can be hard to determine just how many you are bludgeoning at any given time.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Not a true fan. when Texas loses, all the rage juice blocks my boner signals and I need 24 hours to cool down OR at least a run to the underpass to murder 2/3 vagrants.- Sod farm messed up my baseball fields
“Your honor, HIS ass, is grass. I rest my case” then I put on my shades and moonwalk out of court.- Sod farm messed up my baseball fields
I would tread lightly. These sod farms have deep pockets and know what palms to grease. you don’t want to get involved in a…turf war.- Week 5 2024, Mississippi State @ Texas
what a beatdown this was. Ricky painting a masterpiece. It was a cold and wet day and it was glorious.- UNLV starting QB: fuck this shit, I'm outta here (check bounced)
Did not read thread. Is there a link somewhere on this site where I can Pay the Players directly? I was told this is very simple with NIL, and I just kind of give them money. Im low on funds right now, but I think I can finance like a couple TFLs and perhaps an interception OR a punt block? I want to be judicious about the plays that I pay for. I'll hang up and listen.- Texas vs. ULM - 7pm on SEC Network +
It was a sloppy, one-sided game from the zebras. Only thing that slackened my wang the whole night.- Week 5 2024, Mississippi State @ Texas
Kirk Johnson is questionable (knee/hip/listless malaise)- 2023 LB Liona Lefau
He is the Tubbs to Ant Hill’s Crockett. It works.- Texas vs. ULM - 7pm on SEC Network +
Fat, lazy, and intransigent is no way to go through life. - JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
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