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Doze

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Everything posted by Doze

  1. "I know he's a US citizen because I saw his green card" Ummmmmmm.
  2. Doze replied to Ldogg53's topic in Lulz
    Shouldn't the program be called "Nike Monarch" or "New Balance 624"?
  3. Omg, I had a male employee that was into Disney. His wife (they had no kids) was into it too. They even had a timeshare at Disney world & every single vacay was there with NO kids. There is obviously some sort of mental disorder. I’m pretty open minded , but it’s fckg creepy as hell to see it in person. Don’t leave your kid alone with these people.
  4. Speaking of piss. Why do some MFers grunt at the public urinal? I might understand grunting during numero duece, but what the hell is the "piss grunt" all about?
  5. Force = Mass X Acceleration. for the liberal arts majors........the cat got a running start. And that's big farking cat.
  6. words to live by.
  7. I agree. BBQ is a style of food. "Grilling" is cooking outside with gas and "Charcoaling" is cooking outside with charcoal. Then there is "smoking", which is a whole 'nother subject.
  8. Point of parliamentary procedure: When discussing punctuation on Surly, the Oxford comma must not be ignored. Thems the rules.
  9. The most Surliest pic ever Surled.
  10. flat earf
  11. Bob Stoops house.
  12. It's worth repeating. F U C K Joe Namath. Got damn is he annoying.
  13. Corey Feldman's interpretive singing/dancing is so innovative. Rivaled only by the pretentious artistry of Marty's dance recital from the Big Lebowski.
  14. Doze replied to Ldogg53's topic in Lulz
    Men wearing yoga pants under the shorts is the shittiest fashion statement I've seen in a while. A bunch of fake ass Kevin Durant wannabees.
  15. Sooners are azzholes, but they are our azzholes. This is funny.
  16. Colorado is unranked and 4-1. This is a no win game.
  17. The fact that Note-R Dame and Clempson can play 3 times in the same year should tell you this is a messed up system. Oh.....and the fact that Condoleezza Rice was once on the CFP committee should too.
  18. Bucky should be his first hire.
  19. Shaggy kid fo' sho'.
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