People can be divided into 2 categories.....
1. Those that incessantly need Chapstick all...the...fucking....time.
or
2. Those that never need Chapstick, like ever.
^^^ Was just joking with the book (but it is a good one)
The "you are wrong" opening statement reminded me of the subtle "Jane, you ignorant slut" from SNL....made me L-Oh-L.