Everything posted by CoTex
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Unpopular Opinions Thread
You watch it too I see. I would wreck shop in Hallmark world. Wreck. Shop.
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Unpopular Opinions Thread
I like the Hallmark Channel. It took a while but I now realize that the scenes presented in the HC shows are pretty much my dreamworld. All the women are hot, the dudes are soft, simple and non-competitive, and I would rule the land. If I lived in HC world I would be a combination of Steve Jobs, Wilt Chamberlain and Little Bill from Unforgiven. It aint the Coen brothers and I usually fall asleep, but with the right perspective, I'm in. Now that I can see the Hallmark Channell clearly, yes Mrs. CoTex, I would like to watch this show with you.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Isn't there a photo of aggy band with some marchers fake-playing their instruments? Did I dream this? Surely not. help me out people.
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LSU @ aggy
So, aggy gonna go 8-4 and play in the Gaylord bowl again?
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Oklahoma @ West Virginia
Your mom’s a banger. Do they play her in Morgantown too?
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Oklahoma @ West Virginia
Why they play mo bamba in methland?
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Oklahoma @ West Virginia
If wvu wins, Ewok could be done. Is he really going to come back in 5 weeks for the Alamo bowl?
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Oklahoma @ West Virginia
what the fuck does heisman hopeful mean? I’m a heisman hopeful, but we all know I ain’t winning it (this year).
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Oklahoma @ West Virginia
I’m pretty sure riley is in the hair club and had pubes transplanted onto his forehead.
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Official Surly - Texas at Kansas Game Thread
So now we’re going to sling it around like Texas tech and expect a good result? Wtf? put in Ingraham and run the plays mf’er.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I guess this is what you do when you don’t have kids.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
How does something like this go down? “Hey, put on your stripper outfit, we’re going to go out and take some pictures with the Ferrari and poor lighting.”
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Any Family Members Ever Play College or Pro Sports?
I raced in a sailing regatta in San Diego and in a five race regatta our three man squad finished ahead of America’s Cup loser and winner, Dennis Conner. (1st v. 5th). Im kind of a big deal.
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What's the best place to learn how to sail?
Why not call the radial the laser - girl’s edition? No self respecting male would sail one.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Iowa State Game Thread
Este
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Official Surly - Texas vs Iowa State Game Thread
Receivers blocking. I fucking like it.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Iowa State Game Thread
Ingram running like he stole something.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Iowa State Game Thread
LJH’s wallet is the one that says bad mother fucker on it.
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Official 2018 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
Do you even Uncertain, bro?
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Official 2018 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
Tomato bowl FTW.
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2013 Hampton Elite 2285 pontoon for sale
Do you have bad credit financing?
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Need a ruling
It took 2 days and 2 pages but I sniffed it out. you're running some kind of oppressive regime over there where kids are so afraid to get caught eating that they sneak the skin off of a piece of chicken when nobody is looking. “Don’t beat me jimmyjohn, I just took the skin.” This is your fault. You’re to blame when these kids are all anorexic and shooting up chicken places. This is on your hands.
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Need a ruling
Also, what is your address, surly wants to slam your chicken, skin and all.
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Need a ruling
I feel like the story has changed. it went from you were serving chicken to a group of family to...you have a legion of friends and preteens who randomly show up to your neighborhood buffet and you’re trying to protect the olds, because you’re too generous. im not aware of any neighbor who serves all you can eat chicken to kids and olds but this is starting to sound aggy. if you are counting who took two and who didn’t, but the number of customers is unknown and uncertain, what’s the point? just admit it, you didn’t buy enough chicken, you puckered up and decided to ration out the chicken, and shit went wrong. The real mystery to me? Mashed potatoes. No matter how much of that I buy, it disappears faster than the bird.
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Need a ruling
I’ve got a question of my own now. how exactly did you think this 2 piece rationing thing was going to work out? Two wings is < one breast. Some kids won’t eat thighs. Not all chicken parts are created equally. Next time maybe you get a scale and weight out the portions. There is still the possibility that the kids run on the legs, but you could layer additional rules like “10 ounces of chicken per person and no more than one leg.” this way you can make sure “everybody got theirs.” this is is a good thread. Really sparks my intellectual curiosity.