Everything posted by CoTex
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Need a ruling
I don’t think I missed the point. In fact I think I distilled it nicely. You didn’t buy enough chicken and some teenage girl wasted a piece, and you and your wife got in a fight over it. Now, you’re trying to crowdsource some confidence for round two of the poultry war because round 1 didn’t go your way. you don’t like my suggestion - buy more chicken next time - fight with wife less. Aaaand I’m the dumb one.
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Need a ruling
No problem, Sport. I just presumed the demand outstripped the supply when you described your “two piece” rationing process, your surveillance of people seeking seconds, and your inventorying of leftovers. maybe I read too much into this.
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Need a ruling
Maybe next time drop an extra $10 to make sure your family, extended family, etc isn’t fighting over the scraps. seems easier.
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2018 College Football Playoff Rankings
Question: if we win out, we probably don’t go to the playoff but we can fuck ousux in the conference champ game right out of a 1/1 bowl and right into a shitty bowl, amirite? If so, i’m in.
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 8 - Oklahoma State
Texas 35 okie 17
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Gameday heading to Washington State
Good for them. These poor fuckers have been out in the cold for years. Party it up coogs.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
That’s funny, I bet wake hates their aggy bs as much as anyone.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Friends have two daughters, one at aggy and one at mississipum state bulldogs. theyre going to the game in Starkville and joked “we could wear shirts that had a&m on one side and msu on the other that say “house divided.” i said “but the colors are the same so wouldn’t it just be a maroon shirt?” They had nothing. You know they’re still thinking that one over.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Stupid sip. Don’t you know the sec is so tough that a loss there counts for more than a win against anyone else?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Exactly. Typical Aggy logic. Baylor scored on their opening possession, which our defense is notorious for not even showing up. Then scored after a bad Shane interception that put the ball at midfield. Other than that, just a FG. We shut them down. But since the outcome didn't go as planned, now they turn their frustration to Baylor and they suck. No, Baylor just didn't play anyone worth a shit before Texas. Vic, this is aggy. What you've basically done is taken the truth you don't like, and discounted it, to focus on the truth you prefer. "If you don't count the two touchdowns we gave up, we played pretty good." Wrong. We won and that's enough. Let it be enough. You are a first rate whaler and if we were in Nantucket in 1800, you would be wealthy and revered. However, this is a football message board and you've gone full aggy. This I cannot abide.
- Charlie Brewer
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Charlie Brewer
Today I wore an old fiesta bowl t-shirt under a flannel shirt. I got queso on both shirts. i can has scholarship offer?
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
I was just thinking - looks like my mailman.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
If my aunt had balls she would be my uncle.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Shane sighting.
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Riot Bowl VII Thread
What? We play wv. undefeated in conference and win the ccg? We control our own destiny. Keep winning mf’ers.
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 7 - Baylor
For the first time in a long time, I’m confident picking Texas to win from here on out. the rapey bears will score 31. Herman turns on the gas and the team that doesn’t rape err body scores 52. mark it down dude.
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OU's next-to-last play
Going off of experience, I would say they were trying to suck something, or find something to suck. Seems like they succeeded.
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Kentucky 14 @ Aggy 20 - Final/OT
Fumble, scoop, score and injury. Fun for all!
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Kentucky 14 @ Aggy 20 - Final/OT
Jumbos kid looks like Malibu’s most wanted
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Official Surly - Texas vs OU Game Thread
Yipes. do over
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
At my house we decorate for Halloween. Cotex jr loves the headless horseman so we have a 6 foot tall headless horseman in the front yard. He falls over so this year I wired him up to our light pole which is next to the sidewalk that leads from the street to my front door. I never thought about it being anything other than a decoration. so this morning I’m watching game day and I see some religious door knockers walking down my street. I’m thinking “please don’t ring the doorbell, the dog will bark, I have to get up, please just walk on by.” they stop, look at my 6ft black horseman with a red cape and a lighted jackolantern head, they talk amongst themselves, and then they walk on by. win. I’m pleased. tl:dr - good Halloween deco will scare off jehovas witnesses.
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The Boat Fanatic Thread
That’s a very nice boat. First race planned yet? I’m curious, regatta to regatta, this boat goes over the road, not on the deck of a transport ship, right. Stuff it all in a container and hire someone to move the container? I remember the j/125 rain cloud had a removable keel and sat on the trailer sideways. Looked like a pain in the ass to disassemble and load.
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The Boat Fanatic Thread
What is that? A spreader tip without an open end? is the new boat a 40 or something bigger?
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 6 - OU Sucks
Texas 35 ousux 31