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Doc Holliday

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Everything posted by Doc Holliday

  1. Yall, I am slowly dying of dehydration like I'm in the dessert of Austin. How do I boil water? I'm too cheap to buy fucking la criox to bathe in or wash dishes.
  2. I got 12 fucks to give and 3 of 'em has booze, babes, and beating WVU written on 'em.
  3. do you need a shoulder check?
  4. That would be the one off of Cameron and 290 - I refuse to go back to that one unless it's for taquitos
  5. don't bring science into this boiling pot of snark and assholery
  6. There's a lot of opportunity for DBU to shine in this game. I'll take our chances with Mattress Firm duo #tothematts and our whole backfield having a big game
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  8. Screw wearing kitchen supplies. I decided to blow my mind out with multiple self-inflicted concussions and some electroshock therapy. Pro-Tip: metal kabob prongs work best in light sockets. Connect to each nipple, septum, and ear lobes for maximum effect. Side effects may include erections that last for more than 4 hours. Call your doctor if this happens.
  9. So I bought a pallet of water in bottles and am now boiling it. Am I doing this right?
  10. when I was 18 I was hanging at my buddies house with my crew of friends. we were all in his room being stupid and his phone rings and I see it's my home phone number. my mom says she's kicking me out of the house. after the call, I tell them what happened, and he's like dude, that phone hasn't worked in over a year. so coincidence?
  11. Someone should post a sign that says free Werner Paddle at the RR2900 Bridge.
  12. Those kayakers are going to need some sammiches after this.
  13. Rudy was amazing in that one movie. Get a picture of your mom's vagina and show it to arbys management while screaming I HAVE THE MEATS NOW bitches!
  14. Doc Holliday replied to Dropout's topic in Daily Texan
    I think they should start naming it RRR because that makes sense (and alliteration )
  15. Doc Holliday replied to Dropout's topic in Daily Texan
    Weren't they both on Alex Jones?
  16. I'll take two for the team and not gonna pay that price point. 😉
  17. Doc Holliday replied to Dropout's topic in Daily Texan
    or he knows his audience and his audience is dumb AF?
  18. she said she was STD free
  19. bb u show bobs an vagene pls I haz money show bobs so bb
  20. and to think, data scientists are JUST NOW learning how to do trend analysis on large swaths of data. #snicker
  21. Lol. Yes, dating sites like bumble/tinder required you to have FB a couple years ago, Instagram, spotify, pandora, and shit, even google let you integrate with FB. FB is but a mere cog in the wheel of 1984 fortune though.
  22. So what's new? A technology platform that carries data/information that is worth billions got hacked? Over the past 4 years well over 100 million citizens of the USA have had their information stolen, given away (plausible deniability is always an option...we got hacked?!), or sold to some nefarious actor - I'm thinking Malkovich would be a solid bad guy actor here, and well, what are you going to do? Nothing. That is right. You'll keep posting your information and you'll keep doing it with a smile. Thank you, Zuck Zombie
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