Everything posted by Doc Holliday
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How do I boil water?
Yall, I am slowly dying of dehydration like I'm in the dessert of Austin. How do I boil water? I'm too cheap to buy fucking la criox to bathe in or wash dishes.
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Surly Tailgate
I got 12 fucks to give and 3 of 'em has booze, babes, and beating WVU written on 'em.
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Surly Tailgate
do you need a shoulder check?
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Where is The Best Whataburger?
That would be the one off of Cameron and 290 - I refuse to go back to that one unless it's for taquitos
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Smoked/Pulled Lamb question.
I like Nirvana
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Austin Water Issues Boil Water Notice
don't bring science into this boiling pot of snark and assholery
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Texas @ OSU 10/27 7:00 PM ABC
There's a lot of opportunity for DBU to shine in this game. I'll take our chances with Mattress Firm duo #tothematts and our whole backfield having a big game
- Surly Tailgate
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Real purpose of Chemtrails
Screw wearing kitchen supplies. I decided to blow my mind out with multiple self-inflicted concussions and some electroshock therapy. Pro-Tip: metal kabob prongs work best in light sockets. Connect to each nipple, septum, and ear lobes for maximum effect. Side effects may include erections that last for more than 4 hours. Call your doctor if this happens.
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2018 Rain Thread
So I bought a pallet of water in bottles and am now boiling it. Am I doing this right?
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Coincidence
when I was 18 I was hanging at my buddies house with my crew of friends. we were all in his room being stupid and his phone rings and I see it's my home phone number. my mom says she's kicking me out of the house. after the call, I tell them what happened, and he's like dude, that phone hasn't worked in over a year. so coincidence?
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Worlds longest flight now available
Truth
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2018 Rain Thread
Someone should post a sign that says free Werner Paddle at the RR2900 Bridge.
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2018 Rain Thread
Those kayakers are going to need some sammiches after this.
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WELL I CA'NT GO TO ARBY NO MOREW
Rudy was amazing in that one movie. Get a picture of your mom's vagina and show it to arbys management while screaming I HAVE THE MEATS NOW bitches!
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Planet X
I think they should start naming it RRR because that makes sense (and alliteration )
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Planet X
Weren't they both on Alex Jones?
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For sale: 2 Texas/OU section 17
I'll take two for the team and not gonna pay that price point. 😉
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Planet X
or he knows his audience and his audience is dumb AF?
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tell me about craigslist scams
she said she was STD free
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Sorry for partying on that cruise ship
bb u show bobs an vagene pls I haz money show bobs so bb
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Manifesto of How to Look Younger at Work.....
that guy fucks
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Facebook Network Breach Affects Up to 50 Million Users
and to think, data scientists are JUST NOW learning how to do trend analysis on large swaths of data. #snicker
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Facebook Network Breach Affects Up to 50 Million Users
Lol. Yes, dating sites like bumble/tinder required you to have FB a couple years ago, Instagram, spotify, pandora, and shit, even google let you integrate with FB. FB is but a mere cog in the wheel of 1984 fortune though.
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Facebook Network Breach Affects Up to 50 Million Users
So what's new? A technology platform that carries data/information that is worth billions got hacked? Over the past 4 years well over 100 million citizens of the USA have had their information stolen, given away (plausible deniability is always an option...we got hacked?!), or sold to some nefarious actor - I'm thinking Malkovich would be a solid bad guy actor here, and well, what are you going to do? Nothing. That is right. You'll keep posting your information and you'll keep doing it with a smile. Thank you, Zuck Zombie