Everything posted by Jack Wilson
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Bart Simpson?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
It don't make a fuck.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
You're looking at her elbow? (To be honest, it does look a little wonky.)
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
We getting Craig Curry too?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Well, more, more or less.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
A cat couldn't scratch a 10.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
A complete and total moron but he's head and shoulders smarter than Kunt Bowels. What does that tell you?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I will be interesting to see how the new HC/staff handle that shit.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I'm told that the UN is constantly looking for good interpreters.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
ISWYDT. Good on you.
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Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
Morales of the Saviors? He's an asshole. Or perhaps the thrash metal group, Turtle & the Morales Clause?
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Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
With Strong? Fuck.
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Urban Meyer or bust
"Be Careful With A Fool" One of the best blistering electric blues cuts ever put on wax. Also, good advice for anyone hanging around on The Surl. RIP, Johnny.
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Ramonce Taylor is catching some new cases now
A majority, at the very outside.
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Urban Meyer or bust
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life /Never make a pretty woman your wife /So for my personal point of view /Get an ugly girl to marry you. Jimmy Soul had it figured out.
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Urban Meyer or bust
There are some pretty people in the world. In her day, she was damn sure one of them. Unfortunately, there are a lot more ugly ones. They have thick ankles and go to aggy.
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2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado
Pretty sure I saw him say "Put me in coach. I'm ready to play. Today." "Look at me/ I could be/ the QB." Rhymes and fits the subject matter better.
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Urban Meyer or bust
The vast majority of it. If that dumbfuck Charlie Strong can figure it out . . .
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Urban Meyer or bust
Fat Ketch: (regardless of what happens) "See? I predicted this. I was right all along."
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Urban Meyer or bust
Preach, Brother!
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Urban Meyer or bust
It's a zero-sum game. Colorado was so fuckin' bad that they made even our scrubs look good.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Or even a musician.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Me too, and it's not even Friday.
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Urban Meyer or bust
You got something against boobs?
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Urban Meyer or bust
In on 800. Barely.