Everything posted by Jack Wilson
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More layoffs at ESPN
How can you not like watching that racist asshole, Stephen A. Smith?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Uh, how long you figure you got before lift-off?
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Texas opens as a 10 point favorite v West Virginia
Yeah, we desperately needed LB's and he'd have started immediately. And when he made the choice we looked golden. Don't know how he picked cowshit-U over us. It doesn't add up. ($, maybe?)
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HORNS FB INJURIES (2020)
Depending on severity. It's worrisome that Herman even mentioned that option with regard to Ingram. May be worse than "just" a garden-variety sprain.
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So this happened in the Indiana/Rutgers game
Just like they drew it up.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
If it took a certified copy of one's UT transcript to sign up, we'd lose 95 % of the posters on here. This is T-Shirt Fansville. (But the inductive reasoning and grammar would improve markedly.)
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Urban Meyer or bust
"You'll never be fired for buying Xerox." That was a saying back in the day when companies were being courted by then-new upstarts in the copier business--the Savins, the Canons, etc. They'd come in with extremely competitive pricing trying to get procurement officers to switch from old reliable Xerox and give their copiers a try. About all Xerox had was its reputation, so they downplayed the newcomers' reliability, saying, "If you screw this up, it's your job, baby. Everybody knows Xerox. It's the safe choice. Stay with us." This is where CDC is right now. Urban is Xerox. Why take a chance on a glitzy newcomer? "You'll never be fired for hiring Urban."
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Early Betting Line Texas +2.5 vs Okie Lite
My site's been rock-solid at -3.5 since it opened. And, yeah, it looks like a gift from God.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer . . . dead!
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Texas RB Talk
Yes, he's earned it. Maybe the drop in carries is the result of injuries. Can't see any other reason.
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ESPN GAME DAY
How is ESPN CBS's "longtime broadcast partner?"
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Texas transfer portal talk
Rats . . . sinking ships . . . there's a metaphor in there somewhere.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Can you believe that goofy bastard?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
There's more old drunks than there are old doctors . . .
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Urban Meyer or bust
Fewer, goddammit.
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More layoffs at ESPN
Amen, brother.
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HORNS FB INJURIES (2020)
With such perfect hydration, how can we possibly have soft tissue injuries?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Well, DEFCON-1, we hope.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Guys, guys, the problem is the O-Line. They can't run-block and they can't pass-protect. Without at least a serviceable O-Line, Herman's grind-it-out, eat-the-clock pro spread offense simply won't work. Now, we'll probably beat Baylor but not cover, so Herman will be here for a little while, at least. If we can't get Urban, Herman'll be here next year while we do a protracted coaching search (and while the recruiting collapse accelerates).
- If not Urban Meyer, who?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Groundhog Day.
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L$U per ESPNU radio sanctions
Now we know why all those LSU players opted out. They saw this coming. Hopefully, it gets worse.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Get better's ass; it's going to get worse. This is the year we were all pointing to--Roster full of herman-picked 4/5stars, solid senior QB, blo-u in a rebuilding year--everything was "aligned" for us. Now, we're looking at 5-5 and recruiting's absolutely tanking. Oh, yes, don't forget the get-out-of-jail-free transfer portal. Wonder if any of our loyal, committed, EOT-loving student-athletes will look to bail?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
ISWYDT
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If not Urban Meyer, who?
Did you guys know there's a politics board? I've heard it's great. You should check it out and also move all of this political dumbfuckery to it so the rest of us can enjoy the football board as a break from that shit. Preach, brother!