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CosmoDog

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  1. How is it that after 10+ years our Achilles heel is still 3rd and long? We have been consistently shitty in this regard. Whichever DC figures it out will be a god send. I’m optimistic that our recent recruiting on defensive line and backfield will yield results after they ripen a bit, but I’ll not believe it until I see it.
  2. Bama locker room at half will not be pleasant
  3. scha·den·freu·de /ˈSHädənˌfroidə/ Learn to pronounce noun pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune. "This evening, I thrive on schadenfreude"
  4. Dear Lord, Please make this game so devastating to aggy that their 5 star recruits run for the portal. Amen
  5. Sooner boobs, wet with tears.
  6. Where are y’all sitting? don’t know what any of you fuckers look like?
  7. Ok I’m in. This better not be some kind of catfish thing.
  8. Subtract out the cream puffs on their schedule and it gets even funnier.
  9. Block lettering or cursive? Asking for a friend.
  10. 11 year old cadaver maybe.
  11. Go Fund Me ... for teeth Child will look like Mortimer Snerd.
  12. Sort of still drunk in Porto. Same.
  13. CosmoDog replied to Elmer_Fudd's topic in Football
    Eyes of Texas are upon you, you cannot get away. nice pick BJ
  14. Leave it to RD to unearth the original 12th man.
  15. You Luddite, get your technology shit together. The original difference engine polls had them at #1 both years.
  16. What? He can’t just bluff his way into NFL money? So. Very. aggy.
  17. Because cock rings should not be worn for more than four hours.
  18. I’d get an Urban hat. And wear it to the titty bar.
  19. I thought Listeria was a Bluebell flavor.
  20. CosmoDog replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    We’ll since it is May … Both sets of RBs were/are pretty good. The 2005 squad did have the benefit of a very good offensive line and a pretty good tight end. Oh, and the QB was pretty decent. If we’re just cherry picking from the 2005 squad, I think I’d be happy with their defense. I had forgotten about Ramonce, ever since he ran off into the sunset with a backpack of weed. And Melton was fun as hell to watch.
  21. CosmoDog replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Yes he was. My comment was not about an individual player, but about the RB room as a whole. I’d take our current set of RBs over those from 2005. We have both quality and quantity. In 2005 Jamaal was the #2 RB behind Selvin Young.
  22. CosmoDog replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Uh, yes? Was that a trick question?
  23. CosmoDog replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    No shade at Jamaal, but if the 2005 team had our current RB room, would Vince have ever thrown a pass? It’s the KoolAid talking. Happens every year about this time.
  24. It's kinda weird to witness one of them waking up. Or, is Rendered Fat really Longboard Horn?
  25. As for Thailand recommendations ... avoid the scatter loaf.
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