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CosmoDog

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  1. apologies if already posted. I’m still laughing
  2. I too did a search and got the same. However, if you scroll down a bit, there’s some pics of “her” stroking her cock.
  3. “stand a candle”? Those jackoffs can’t even stand firewood.
  4. ... and right there is what's wrong with tejass austin fans. They're the epitome of shite don't stink fricks. quote: (Part of the delay in going into the SEC was the whole liberal view of consanguinity in the deep South.) You're so full of shite and, fair warning, come to SEC stadiums talking that stereotypical yankee incest inbred accusatory horse shite and you'll get a mudhole stomped in your asses. Furthermore, you wouldn't even have the history you have were it not for Southerners, particularly South Carolinians. Your Travis Letter was written by a South Carolinian ... you can come visit his birthplace while you're here watching your hooerns take their arse whoopins. I've typed it before and I'll type it again. I'm half Texan, West Texan, my Momma ... we still have a family ranch out there, what's left of it, just over 1500 acres, not far from Marfa .... between Marfa and El Paso. I appreciate my Texas side but I despise the hubris, especially of my UTa cousins. Y'all live more vicariously through big hat big belt buckle bull shite image of self worth than any other people in my beloved South. It's an ugly habit so many of you people have. I hope the SEC teaches you differently and humbles some of you people, you really do have some gall. And here's the worst part. So many tejass austin fans don't have an ounce of Texan in them nor have they ever even set foot on the campus. It's just remarkable, their effrontery such as the statement above. I do hope that you imply incest or inbreeding in the South to the wrong fan at one of our stadiums and you end up with a properly reset nose or jaw. secrant poster: https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/im-excited-about-ou-and-texas-joining-the-conference/109298276/ i think you boys have a purty ass
  5. Rent free
  6. That’s why they always run out of it.
  7. Little did they know of the future infamy of the “touchdown” mace.
  8. So aggy basically gets bye weeks to get young guys experience and heal up before Miami, Auburn and swamp tigah. I hate to say it but their schedule sets them up to possibly get in the CFB playoffs if they get lucky against Bama. Perhaps, but I think the wheels will fall off before their open date. I see them with four losses by then. i think aggy implodes in spectacular fashion this year.
  9. To be fair, it will be a life changing experience.
  10. That campus is like a sad version of The Domain. Located in a sad town.
  11. What mechanisms, if any, are available to enforce the ‘1’ type of behaviors? Are there any plans to enforce legitimate NIL, or is this going to be a free-for-all forever? I really want to see how poorly aggy fares when forced to a level playing field. That, in conjunction with Jimbo, would have ATM disappear into a splendid vortex of suck.
  12. Reuben Owens, Enjoy your time with Bilbo Aggins (and Candi). Hope they are paying you well. Be sure to have fun with that stellar offense! You are a dumbass.
  13. No, they also got 12th man.
  14. Never mind. I just read thread. I’ll stick to Powerball. Good job though. I’m still laughing.
  15. Dbeasy - Are you Nostradamus or The Amazing Kreskin? Holy shit. Any insights into the stock market for 2023 greatly appreciated.
  16. Well, that happens a lot at Costco.
  17. Nah, LSU is gonna have them doing some meat judging.
  18. Jimbo has surpassed my wildest dreams in terms of inflicting aggy misery. Please let this go one for years. 😂
  19. He’s in an orgasm induced coma. It’ll eventually wear off.
  20. Well, clearly not a Zika victim.
  21. Jimbo looks like: ”What the hell have I gotten myself into?” This is better than gold. And will be for a number of years.
  22. Should not do journalism if your last name sounds like bum-fuck
  23. Probably didn’t want to be an analyst either, but here we are. That said, you are likely correct.
  24. What are the odds of Patterson taking over as DC? And, would we want that?
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