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BachelorTrek

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  1. Jared Lorenzen, the hefty-lefty, wore number 22 as starting QB at Kentucky! He was basically another lineman-sized human playing QB, just like Ben Roethlisberger.
  2. Meatchicken is so horrible, nebrasker might jump up and bite them! The bugeaters can complete passes! They threw for 492 passing yards against the Zips of Akron just today. (They're still mad at their perennial tomato-can, Pacific, for dropping football.) Lulz.
  3. UCRA down 10 to UNLV after 3 quarters. Oh, how the mighty have fallen to such depths! Lulz.
  4. Yeah, it's just like socal playing "Fight On!" endlessly.
  5. No! Keep running Mateer! By all means, run him ragged! In fact, run him into the ground!
  6. True! Once a game they mix in one, and only one, playing of "Oklahoma, Hooray!" or whatever it is from the "Oklahoma!" musical.
  7. No one has made comparisons to Jerkstreet/Quincy Carter/Donnie Little/Tyrone Swoopes yet....I'm surprised.
  8. If they didn't allow me to mute commercials or to flip away to other games to avoid commercials, I'd never watch another CFB game on TV.
  9. No moar GDGD-Purgatories, please! FFS
  10. gata could have an interim-HC by that point. Lulz.
  11. It's too bad both teams in this game can't lose!
  12. Don't play assignment-defense, think your "physicality" is enough to beat the properly-executed Mighty wishbone, and your ass will get beat by the Mighty wishbone every goddamned time! Good for Army! Suck it, purple-Nobodies! Lulz.
  13. They're all cowed in the national media for fear of being excommunicated, so no one will say Meatchicken's coach has no clothes on.
  14. Don't remind me of that wandering in the wilderness.
  15. So that would make him equal in passing skills to Kirk Jerkstreet, the guy doing the TV color analysis on this game! I always laugh when he criticizes passes from all other QBs that he, himself, was unable to make as a QB for the buckees.
  16. gooners got nailed with the defensive-holding on a run play! Lulz.
  17. Then nebrasker will cry and run back to the Big12 just to get away from us again. Lulz.
  18. Why not fire him right now? I'm surprised you're so timid about that! Lulz.
  19. Fuck you, billie-boi! HA to the Fucking HA! Does gata fire him right now?
  20. Should've let USF score to save time. That might be gata's only chance besides dumb luck.
  21. They don't know! Lulz.
  22. Let's go Peay! Lulz.
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