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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. It's like Lenin said: you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh, you know...
  2. Holy shit. Let history record that, on this day and at this time, I agreed with Nick Fuentes. There was more from Fuentes: "The Republicans must be hanged in the midterms. Trump must fúcking pay for this. You don't need our support anymore? Forget about the midterms. The 2026 midterms, it just needs to be a Democrat avalanche. The Republicans are traitors... they shít on on our face."
  3. Cross posting this because it seems relevant and because fuck Lincoln Riley: USC is in a world of hurt. 358 million dollars ain't chump change. Maybe we should give Mark Bowman a call? https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/college-football-program-forced-into-painful-358m-cuts/ar-AA1IGtQZ
  4. Fun fact: 55% of U.S. sugar comes from beets. Of course, dotard doesn't know that.
  5. Word salad. This is the innocent man Zeus is defending.
  6. Gavin Newsom's twitter account is FIRE. Just about the most entertaining thing on Twitter now. He's apparently embraced his inner troll.
  7. I keep thinking that we need to get Derrick Johnson to keep inviting the top linebackers in the country to his linebacker school, where current UT linebackers also happen to be training.
  8. My guesses on Trump's ankles and hand makeup: Peripheral edema, symmetric in the ankles, indicative of mild heart failure and use of coverup makeup on fragile skin dorsum of hand, probably concealing senile purpura. Okay, those weren't my guesses. I stole them from a Facebook post. My diagnoses? He has lie-abities and Don-orrhea.
  9. I'm impressed. That's some pretty mad game.
  10. I'm convinced that if you want to make a knot that nobody can untangle just get about two 30 foot sections of rope and leave them on your patio for about six months.
  11. Or at least rich enough to have some whiz kids make really good fake files, have several bots release them on twitter, then share one of them and say "Interesting."
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