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Jive Turkey

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Everything posted by Jive Turkey

  1. Bam. That was dope.
  2. Georgia dominated us in the trenches. We can’t let aggy do that.
  3. “Some people gotta learn how to lose.”
  4. Did some Michigan players get maced?
  5. I blame Baker Mayfield for this.
  6. Bwahahahaha. Unless he meant Oregon and Penn State. Or Oregon and Indiana. Bwhahahahaha.
  7. QB should have kept that. He strolls into the end zone.
  8. No fucks given. Trump just named Jared's father, Charles Kushner — who he pardoned in 2020 — to be Ambassador to France. Kushner hatched a scheme involving a prostitute to entrap his brother-in-law and eventually pleaded guilty to tax evasion and making illegal campaign donations. Chris Christie called it "one of the most loathsome, disgusting crimes" he ever prosecuted as U.S. attorney.
  9. “Arrogance meets insecurity. Contempt meets condescension. Pettiness meets jealousy. Discipline versus keeping it weird. It’s a clash of cultures.”
  10. Definitely a fumble.
  11. First Patrushev, who helped blow up apartment buildings in Russia to get Putin elected, said that Trump owes a debt and needs to repay while following up that he hoped Trump isn’t killed. And now Putin discusses that Trump needs to be careful not to get killed. The Russians are sending a message
  12. Jive Turkey replied to C-Man's topic in Dallas
    Via Triozzi is the real deal. Holy shit that was fantastic. Can’t wait to go back.
  13. What these rubes never grasped is that Trump is solely focused on one thing: helping the 1% that funded his reelection (and fattening his own pockets). The billionaire elite class. That’s it. Everything Trump does going forward will be for the benefit of the wealthiest of the wealthy. And if you’re not in that group, i.e., in the remaining 99%, you’re going to get fucked. It doesn’t matter if you voted for Trump or not. You’re going to find out after you fucked around and voted for Trump because you wanted to own the libs. He used you to get reelected, now you’re going to be tossed out like yesterday’s trash.
  14. one of the more underappreciated great SNL sketches ever.
  15. Jive Turkey replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    The Americans win it for PSV in a crucial Champions League match. From down 0-2 in the 87th minute to a 3-2 win with a stoppage time goal by that man again.
  16. Why are we snapping the ball with 10 seconds on the play clock?
  17. This is absolute malpractice.
  18. I can’t watch this shit. Fuck Sark.
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