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NWAustinDude

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  1. aggy and Kirkie can have great herpes together.
  2. Texas 32 Weird Ugly Alternative Helmets 25
  3. This thread's about as entertaining as a puss-squirting hemorrhoid.
  4. CDC leaves them and they go right into the shitter.
  5. I call for contraction. Disband the Chargers and the Bills and incrementally increase the talent level of the other teams.
  6. The Jimbo Effect is the taking of a perennial 7 or 8 win team and turning them into an 8 win team, and having the fans sprinkle sparkles into their jizzjars.
  7. One of if not the greatest, most-impactful plays by a safety I've ever seen. In the 2nd quarter, Michael Griffin comes from nowhere and snags an interception in the end zone front corner, gets his foot down, prevents USC from extending its lead to 14-3, and gut-punches their cocky confidence. Horns would drive the field for a TD to go up 9-7.
  8. NWAustinDude replied to dad's topic in Football
    Shit, give me the name of one more uncle, and I should have the gotdamn Brewer three-generation geneaology chart finished.
  9. With the mostly hillbilly numbnuts we have for a local sports media, I'd get emotional disorders having to talk to them. One reason I think Herman gets knotted up figuring out what to say and how to say it is because coaches are severely sleep-deprived, which I defy anyone here to say does not make it hard to talk or talk smoothly sometimes.
  10. Thread-starting and mental problems are never a good combination.
  11. Mettenberger went in dry and had a snack.
  12. 4 or 8 is better than 2 or 1 (by a vote of delegates). The best team in the playoff tournament is the champion. If the best team in the regular season were made the champion, we'd be reverting back to system of 1 by a vote of delegates. Also, I like to scratch my ass with a sterling silver shrimp fork.
  13. Dirty ass needless hit by Terrell Suggs, to be precise.
  14. I recall arguments for a CFB playoff as far back as 1981. It took a zillion years for the apartheid dictators of college football to actually agree to 1 vs. 2. After a shitshow system that often screwed a 3rd ranked team, it took a half zillion years for the apartheid dictators to put in a 4 team playoff. At this rate, your wife's pussy hair nubs will turn the same color as your mom's long before the playoff expands to 8. It's also like the Electoral College [/no CR]. People who bitch about it at the moment it pisses them off forget soonafter that they were outraged. As for UCF, how about this rookie last night?
  15. Mack says that Cedric is going to get some game action soon, just not yet.
  16. Any you know Gooner licked his hand and fingers as soon as he got back to his huddle.
  17. Kyler Murray going to the ground at the slightest touch today and protecting his baseball future, was one of the most pussified douchbaggiest fucknozzle acts of bitchassedness I believe I've ever seen.
  18. Texas Longhorns 36 Norman Jockstrap Suckers 32
  19. Lincoln Riley steals his defensive scheme from David Gibbs.
  20. Eat a bag of dicks Eat a bag of dicks OU A bag of dicks eat
  21. Sweet. Credit to Sam and the offense for running out the clock with 3 first downs.
  22. Sam's back to looking like a high school QB. Hope he figures it out if he has to lead a GW drive.
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