Everything posted by NWAustinDude
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Kirk Herbstreit is a clown make-up douchebag
aggy and Kirkie can have great herpes together.
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 8 - Oklahoma State
Texas 32 Weird Ugly Alternative Helmets 25
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Burnt Orange Nation responding to Mack Brown
This thread's about as entertaining as a puss-squirting hemorrhoid.
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Everybody here needs to put money on OSU +3 this weekend
- TCU WR KaVontae Turpin arrested
CDC leaves them and they go right into the shitter.- NFL owners concerned about Chargers in LA
I call for contraction. Disband the Chargers and the Bills and incrementally increase the talent level of the other teams.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
The Jimbo Effect is the taking of a perennial 7 or 8 win team and turning them into an 8 win team, and having the fans sprinkle sparkles into their jizzjars.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
- In case you forgot how amazing 2005 was...
One of if not the greatest, most-impactful plays by a safety I've ever seen. In the 2nd quarter, Michael Griffin comes from nowhere and snags an interception in the end zone front corner, gets his foot down, prevents USC from extending its lead to 14-3, and gut-punches their cocky confidence. Horns would drive the field for a TD to go up 9-7.- Charlie Brewer
Shit, give me the name of one more uncle, and I should have the gotdamn Brewer three-generation geneaology chart finished.- Tom Herman the man ===> TH the coach
With the mostly hillbilly numbnuts we have for a local sports media, I'd get emotional disorders having to talk to them. One reason I think Herman gets knotted up figuring out what to say and how to say it is because coaches are severely sleep-deprived, which I defy anyone here to say does not make it hard to talk or talk smoothly sometimes.- I guarantee we beat Baylor tomorrow
Thread-starting and mental problems are never a good combination.- Brian Kelly LSU Football: Corndogs, Corruption, and Cameramen (dead)
Mettenberger went in dry and had a snack.- The playoff system is perfect. Let's not fuck it up.
4 or 8 is better than 2 or 1 (by a vote of delegates). The best team in the playoff tournament is the champion. If the best team in the regular season were made the champion, we'd be reverting back to system of 1 by a vote of delegates. Also, I like to scratch my ass with a sterling silver shrimp fork.- Drew Brees is lucky and overrated
Dirty ass needless hit by Terrell Suggs, to be precise.- UCF May Force The Issue
I recall arguments for a CFB playoff as far back as 1981. It took a zillion years for the apartheid dictators of college football to actually agree to 1 vs. 2. After a shitshow system that often screwed a 3rd ranked team, it took a half zillion years for the apartheid dictators to put in a 4 team playoff. At this rate, your wife's pussy hair nubs will turn the same color as your mom's long before the playoff expands to 8. It's also like the Electoral College [/no CR]. People who bitch about it at the moment it pisses them off forget soonafter that they were outraged. As for UCF, how about this rookie last night?- Cedric Benson seems like he sucks
Mack says that Cedric is going to get some game action soon, just not yet.- 2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 7 - Baylor
Texas 49 Gang Green Rape 23- What was this sooner trying to do here?
Any you know Gooner licked his hand and fingers as soon as he got back to his huddle.- Take the Loss Pussy!
Kyler Murray going to the ground at the slightest touch today and protecting his baseball future, was one of the most pussified douchbaggiest fucknozzle acts of bitchassedness I believe I've ever seen.- 2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 6 - OU Sucks
Texas Longhorns 36 Norman Jockstrap Suckers 32- Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates America
Lincoln Riley steals his defensive scheme from David Gibbs.- OU thread of hate filled haiku - 2018 edition
Eat a bag of dicks Eat a bag of dicks OU A bag of dicks eat- Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Sweet. Credit to Sam and the offense for running out the clock with 3 first downs.- Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Sam's back to looking like a high school QB. Hope he figures it out if he has to lead a GW drive. - TCU WR KaVontae Turpin arrested
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