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NWAustinDude

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  1. Haters can hate the coups that Jerry West and Mitch Kupchak pulled off as GM's. But let's not forget 13 years ago the New Orleans Hornets failing at business, David Stern appointing himself defacto owner/GM, and then nixing the in-his-prime Chris Paul trade to play with Kobe.
  2. I grew up in NOLA and was a New Orleans Jazz and Pete Maravich fan. Then the pussy asshole mormon Sam Battistone of Sambo's Restaurants moved the Jazz to Utah because he was offended by tits and booze. I became a Laker fan with Magic. It's now 45 years later. That's insane. I loved AD but for whatever reason, the Lakers couldn't compete with top Western Conference teams. I feel bad for Mavs fans that Cuban sold them out to that Vegas bitch and here we are. But damn, Rob Pelinka is a badass GM. I was worried how the trade would impact Austin Reaves, but they all showed out tonight. I also hated to see Knecht go, so I'm glad he's back. He was a steal in the draft last year. Maybe having remorse over moving Knecht was why they nixed the trade. The floor spacing is off the charts now.
  3. 1. SEC/B1G hegemony 2. All the others, bread teams, to the Big XII
  4. The cap-raping GM in New Orleans, anointed for life by the now dead owner, may need a new yes man like retread McCarthy on the sideline.
  5. Oh please, who here hasn't lent a hand in similar fashion?
  6. Is that the little lady in the kitchen back there baking cookies and making orange slices?
  7. T'was a bunch of X Worthy clones out there for N. Crowley. Balls to the wall from the opening kick.
  8. A dead duck is offering to give blowjobs to 17 year olds, via Surlyhorns? Where do I send my $9.95?
  9. x's/o's blah blah blah. The offense lacks tempo, Quinn's plays passively, and this genius offense has stopped scoring TDs. The trajectory of the program is phenomenal but the offense has been constipated for weeks now. Wake up Sark and get in Quinn's face.
  10. aggy just makin' up shit as usual. Why? They were pissed Texas didn't name the mascot Jizzjar.
  11. Thanks for the memories Connor
  12. They're just not eating enough dicks anymore. It was their superpower.
  13. Looch joined a band
  14. /no cr
  15. Thread did not say he died. Whew. Great guy, though the Masters name should change to The Khashoggi Open. (no room of cloak)
  16. If Michigan loses its semifinal game, McCarthy is more realistically slotted, at best a 3rd rounder. Falcons are not taking him. How is he different from Desmond Ridder? If a team thinks McCarthy is Tom Brady, then draft him in the 6th round. Falcons will move up for Jayden Daniels or take Michael Penix Jr. without moving up. I love Penix. Injury history? He just played 2 complete seasons in a row and dazzled his arm talent. He'll climb the board. How is Drake May any different than Sam Howell? Jordan Travis will be around in later rounds like Hendon Hooker was last year.
  17. He very well might. Kimmel referenced the threat to his family, invoking i.e. stochastic terrorism.
  18. Best part of this is that Rodgers said it on McAfee's show (ABC/ESPN) forcing weirdo McAfee to have to issue an apology with a network gun to his head. If Rodgers says it on Rogan's show, does Kimmel react the same? Rodgers gift-wrapped the legal-threat opportunity for Kimmel by saying it under the company umbrella.
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