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NWAustinDude

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Everything posted by NWAustinDude

  1. random boob tweet (audio OFF, trust me)
  2. For 7 years I've been paying $13.10 per month to stream all the Ticket shows on demand on USaveit, via the Unticket. If Hang Zone is gone, I'll probably un-subscribe. Sturm is annoying on the HL. The Ticket is on the downside of the long bell curve, and Rhyner's leaving in 2020 started its demise, no matter their ratings. It's Cumulus' fault. I love Rhynes and the Ticket gang at the Freak, but I never ever listen. If Dan and Jake end up there that will change.
  3. And now, Work In Progress presents, why today doesn't suck. With your host, Justin Montemayor.
  4. Did you say 'opening?' It's Jerry time.
  5. https://twitter.com/chrisgb002000/status/1678013492824248321?s=20
  6. Hey you glorious bastards, we are getting closer to the season.
  7. Hell no. That would never be offered and be a political outcome. If he did the crime, then he'll do the time. And I look forward to further indictments on Jan. 6 and his call to Georgia. Don't drop the soap Donnie.
  8. I'm still drunk. What an amazing event that was. If you are not Burnt Ends yet, stop spending all your moneys on clit-ticklers and fleshlights, and buy a subscription. https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/burnt-ends-nil-program/
  9. Thank you! I will represent you dishonorably.
  10. Fine to list freak players, but I like to think of all-time freak plays, just as CTJ listed some of Vince's panty droppers. Given how critically important this was, here's a freak play that may top the defensive freak plays of all time.
  11. 2015 8:40 bit Fake Avery Johnson addressing the Alabama boosters after being hired as basketball coach: "I see alot of crackers hereuh in this room. The cheese ones are my favorite."
  12. In: making rapey thread title puns Out: demanding the thread be titled as such In: Being sensitive to Jewish people like me Out: Demanding thread titles like 'Hitler 2023: All gas, and don't worry about the numbers' Out: Changing a letter of a bad word to get around the TV show censors In: Going out after the show and getting some hussy
  13. I'm hoping futureman can figure out a way to earn treefiddy k to buy Duce Robinson
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