Everything posted by Tailgate
- Texas vs houston - 3:00pm on Fox
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UCF @ Oklahoma 11am on ABC
UCF gives zero fucks right nowā¦itās awesome.
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Itās Friday, and letās get this back on track, assholes . . . .
TEXAS!!!!!!!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Calling their shotsā¦
- Texas vs ou - 11am on ABC
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Guess what, assholes, itās that Friday again . . .
FIGHT!!!!!
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Week 6 2023 score prediction: Red River Shootout
Texas 38 OU 30 Rush yards 234
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
Manage the clock and weāre not rushing that fast to get the play offā¦.
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
Terrible clock management with all three TOS.
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
LFG!!!!!
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
Deep breaths
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
Looks awesome. Please post recipe when finished!
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Here we go on another Friday, you magnificent assholes . . . .
TEXAS!!!!!!!!!
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Netflix Recommendations
Just finished new and final season of Top Boy. Well done.
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Surly kids who can't get into UT
I didnāt get in. Failed all my classes first semester of HS. Air Force brought my dad here when I was 12 from Michigan. Wasnāt drugs or friendsā¦just pure rebellion of a kid who moved a continent away from his best friends (no cell phonesā¦remember?) and left the place he loved and grew up in. I woke up junior year. Took summer school junior and senior year just to graduate. Like a lot of us, fell in love with UT just being in Austin and around it. That was the dream. Had zero chance after HS. Went to St. Edās to get grades to try and transfer. After seeing tuition cost of one semester I jumped to ACC. Actually had some inspiring professors there. Got my āBā average after a year and then ran as fast as I could to the 40 acres! \m/
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Surly kids who can't get into UT
Oldest went to SMU and luckily crushed it. Received scholarship to SMU Law. Graduating Spring ā24 and has already signed her offer letter for big law starting Fall ā24. Youngestā¦clicked the deny button on her UT acceptance because she already had been accepted to Vandy ED. That one was a crusher as I was right by her when she did it. I tried hard to get her to stay here. But the decision was hers. Both graduations are on the same damn day in the Spring. I need a teleporter.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
Damn, Iāve never been hungrier after running through one page on this siteā¦.excellent work here.
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Week 5, 2023 prediction thread: Kansas @ Texas
Texas 49 Jayhawks 19 268 yards
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Texas WR/TE Passing Offense Talk
Maalik went out and got a good block tooā¦he wanted some action.
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Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]
Damnā¦offense looks roboticā¦need to loosen up.
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Bijan Robinson is special
Drafted him in fantasy. Super stud as we know. New team name: Bed, Bath & Bijan
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Week 4 prediction 2023: Texas at Baylor
Texas 49 Bears 22 Yards 288
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Happy Friday, assholes, itās time to start this going away party . . .
TEXAS!!!!!
- Insomnia
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Iād like to see Maalik get some snaps.