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Gardner Barnes

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  1. Hmm. She had it at 101. That was a Mabry. That is the difference?
  2. Second hottest August on record in Austin so far. It will be interesting to see if we hit daily 100 +degrees the rest of the month. Anyone know where they puts us on the most 100 degree day ranking?
  3. Gosh. Read the article. It’s pretty damning.
  4. This is the most realistic scenario. However I would add that he is going to be amplified by media for years as a whiny bitch on the sideline. I would also postulate that if the Rs lose the senate, multiple Rs will start trying to cordon off the wing nut faction of the party.
  5. It does kill the oppressive humidity of the last few days. But I get your point. That is like only getting to see one tit. Every hear I say this is the last August I spend in this fucking state. My youngest graduates in 2025. We are fucking out of here then. July - Columbus Day are just that bad.
  6. I always wondered what that guy had a diaphragm on his head.
  7. South Austin you have to combine all that stuff in a pot or some other kind of cooking vessel. You can’t just leave it out and call it chili.
  8. Every year how awesome February and March are make me forget August and September exist. Fuck this. It’s hotter than I made south Austin’s mom last night.
  9. This is the weirdest thread.
  10. Michael Scott no.gif Seriously. No. Fuck them. Let them rot. Do you not recall what they did and said ok their way out the door?
  11. No. Nebby is about as relevant as Iowa. They haven’t been good in TWENTY FIVE years. Think about that. Hot big tit girls have gotten fat since Nebraska was last worth a shit.
  12. I agree. ISU is a better team. But after Home and home losses nebby would run like the bitches they are. God they are such pussies.
  13. I love this rant so much.
  14. Not just sub 5. Sub 4.9. At 300+ lbs. these guys are ridiculous. I’m kind is sick of the ol are fat meme right now. I was never fat. I was strong as fuck. Shit I deadlifted 605 last Thursday. Watching nfl and college level ol vs dL battles every play is outstanding. It’s the best part of football.
  15. That’s pretty well done. Quality constitutional humor.
  16. creepiest.movie.ever.
  17. Baylor. Their football payers need more time for rape.
  18. Not relevant to this thread but this meme literally made me laugh out loud in the middle of a zoom meeting where is was not muted.
  19. Fuck Nebraska. Let them burn. Do not forget the whiny bullshit that Tom Osborne said.
  20. While I agree with you point, as a former college OL I take offense. [emoji41] Seriously though, In today’s game OL and DL are the some of the best athletes on the field.
  21. That was nuts.
  22. Football may be cancelled. But at least the Houston Rodeo is still happening.
  23. They are as bad as bama fans.
  24. Perhaps. But I see echoes of last year’s blues. The work in the crease has been nothing short of outstanding. I fucking hate Philly and all its teams so this is hard for me to acknowledge. But I think they will win the cup. But I have been wrong before and could be wrong here.
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