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Gardner Barnes

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  1. Gardner Barnes replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol
    He is a troll. Best not to feed him.
  2. Same happened last year - the WL DL mauled the LT OL. Poor OL play in a large 6A school is not a function of talent and bodies. The problem is some combo of coaching, scheme, and conditioning.
  3. Lol Saw some hilariously sad LT football dads at HEB on CapofTex just now. Was that you LH94?
  4. Ahh yes. The old dude at the college bar looking at the girls . Not creepy at all.
  5. It was insanity. Loud as fuck and we couldn’t get the beer out fast enough. As for what I saw from the bar- Brockhamptom Friday night. Fun rap group that had the crowd moving. I believe they are from the Uk As mentioned above - St Vincent Also the first band on Sunday - Shame brought a bad ass Green Day vibe and fucking rocked a shitty time slot. Metallica was insane.
  6. I work in the craft beer tent. Heard it loud and clear. It indeed sounded great.
  7. Is a Filipino slap fight a real thing? And is it awesome? Because I’ll be honest with you, it sounds awesome.
  8. I worked the craft beer tent today. I’ve never worked so fucking hard in my life. I’m BEAT
  9. I loled at the fortnite skit. Mostly because that was exactly what my character looked like the first time I played it with my kids in the room.
  10. You’ll get nothing and like it!!
  11. Correct. Texmati has a very distinct flavor as well. As does that very specific Louisiana brand of rice that is served with Cajun/Creole food.
  12. This is where I do anaerobic work: https://atomic-athlete.com
  13. Thought I would chime in here. I’m a big man. just for perspective - 6’3” 245 puts me at about 12% body fat. This is where I was in 2007. Well over the last 10 years I had slowly ballooned to 335. Recently I had a few scares including spots on my pancreas (benign) and thyroid (not benign). This summer I had my thyroid removed and as a result had to start seeing an endocrinologist. The day of my first appointment I walked into the office and was shocked at what I saw: hugely fat sick men and women, some with walkers, one with a piss bag, one missing a foot all struggling to breathe. “Is this who I am?” I thought to myself. So I see my doctor - while I now call Dr Intimidating. She tells me in no uncertain terms that unless I want to be like the rest of her patients I need to make some changes immediately. In her words “I no longer have a runway”. I try to make a joke and she does not laugh. Whoah. So this was June 30th. That day I was 331 lbs. Today I am 290, down to 24% body fat. I stopped drinking - very much a challenge since I usually polished off a bottle of wine every day - sometimes more. I eat one cheat meal on Saturday pm. I avoid processed foods , and started cooking dinner for my family to make sure I stay on track and avoid going out as much as possible - we used to eat out 4-5x/week. I do pretty hardcore anaerobic work 4x a week (1hour) and aerobic work 5x a week (30m on anaerobic days and 60 on non anaerobic days) I feel amazing. Better than I have in 10 years. I wake up on am and Sun am thankful I don’t have a hangover. I have a long way to go - goal is 240, but I’m halfway there in 3 months and figure in 9 months I should hit my goal.
  14. Oh. And this makes John Oliver pretty much whatcha TV on Sunday.
  15. I missed it too. But I’ll watch Don Lemon tonight for the lulz. That motherfucker is going to have a field day.
  16. After watching this I have to wonder if Shack will be an upgrade at C when he comes back.
  17. Can talk open the clan? Or give me a time when you can so I can rejoin. I’m having fun playing this low level account. The name is “cake”
  18. I love how in the first video no one is trying to break it up at all. Plus some guy is yelling "get his ass". The beating was obviously deserved.
  19. i cleared my cache in your mom
  20. Why not both?
  21. That or some kind of distraction. I’m guessing he goes after illegals in Arizona or some shit.
  22. I bought and downloaded last night. I’m pretty excited to get after this one. Good timing also because I finally beat the last Valkyrie on God of War this weekend.
  23. I’ve been ducking around playing a free account to regaining a feel for the game. I think I’ve got it - ran a level 6 up to 1500 trophies with the newb deck (giant musky etc). Started to run into too many wizards. I’m so f-ed when I flip accounts however - there are a ton of new characters Some ghost dude A guy that shoots lasers A slew of pink shmoos with crowns A line of dudes that seem to serve no purpose whatsoever A guy that jumps around and dry humps the tower. Lulz. Wtf. I was playing some 2v2 game and the ghost guy and laser guy killed me.
  24. business travel means company pays for parking. The garage reserved parking is way faster and more convenient than getting on a bus for the off site places. If I was paying for parking I would definitely do offsite.
  25. Not surprised by these numbers. The airport was an absolute shitshow this summer - just unbearably bad. At times I felt like I was in Ohare. I will say that the new reserved garage parking is the shit. Totally worth the extra $4 a day or whatever. #shaggy1percent
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