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TexasEx

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  1. Far goal post appears slightly off center, cheating to the right. You can tell by the pixels. Regardless, this stadium now fucks.
  2. Can’t wait to post and repost this shit for the next 20 years. Put me on wait list for NFT first edition.
  3. Cool cool. What sort of appendage, orifice are you putting on the line though?
  4. Lost in all this is the fact Finebaum very recently went on a tirade and called Texas “irrelevant.” And yet, our prospective move to the SEC has dominated CFB news, and we are on the cusp of changing college football for the next 30+ years. Fuck that two-faced, pink glasses wearing penis looking mother fucker.
  5. Who in the ever living fuck stocks both canned smoked oysters and Cristal under the same roof. Goddamn savage.
  6. Username checks.
  7. The narrative is already shifting, and fast. Now aggy is pretending they don’t care and are excited to play us. They say it will make their schedule easier. Thank god to all of you screen-shotting their lunacy. Doing the lord’s work. This has been an aggy meltdown of epic fucking proportions.
  8. Not all of us can “afford” that luxury sir.
  9. So not happening anymore.
  10. Yes, yes we do. Bye bitch!
  11. The ‘22 class is just fucking with the 995ers at this point.
  12. This is going to be more a situation where they pay surly members to stay away.
  13. Wonder if the ASU shit will cause aggy to slow their bag roll for a bit. While they're on the subject, the NCAA should look into the goings on at cuck ranch last summer.
  14. Waste of time Unless they're negative recruiting Texas, never a bad thing to have high rated recruits on campus imo.
  15. It’s a former account of the IT mod(s). Supposedly such posts mean good news. 🦑
  16. 😉😉😉🤔🤐🤐🤐🤝🤝🙌🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 Hope that clarifies.
  17. Ok, so they don’t know, but they might have some info from behind the scenes. Thanks for clarifying. They seem mostly to have info from the Texas side, so I guess take it fwiw, but there seems to be some optimism. Also, they’re not the only 995ers pumping some Arch sunshine. Nobody’s calling arch to Texas yet.
  18. My read is Arch may commit somewhere sooner than later. IT has been hedging a little on the original prediction his recruitment would drag well into 2022. Could be motivated by a desire to secure his spot before any possible Ewers flip.
  19. Lots of 995ers saying Manning's interest is legit. Should have a better idea after June visits.
  20. It must be said. Fuck Alabama. Stay the hell out of Texas.
  21. Ah yes, perennial Texas foes Iowa and Wisconsin.
  22. I like Casey. He’s a horn like us. But even as a quarterback imbecile, I had the same thought. Damn, that receiver had to hold up. Could have ordered Dominos on the 20 yard line.
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