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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Maybe this is why they put the goalposts off center on the new field.
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Game Week West Virginia
Approximately 67.5% of all statistics are made up.
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Tech rushing the field
Do not disrespect our Surly top 15-20% sir. Have you even reviewed his pay stub?
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
Bro do you even dip and mullet?
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
- 2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
Bull fucking shit.- 2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
Thank fucking god I am wrong.- 2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
You know this is precisely how it will go down if Card starts the season. He'll light up ULM. Some will think he's much improved and praise Sark the QB whisperer. Our offense will seem unstoppable and our defense improved. Kool aid will be had once again. By the second quarter of the Bama game, Card already will have thrown two picks and we'll be down 24-3. The crowd, growing increasingly restless, will start the Ewers chant. The TV crew will pan to the student section with four hundred drunk mother fuckers wearing Joe Dirt wigs. They'll tell the story about Ewers's recruitment and transfer from Ohio State twelve times. Just before half, Bama will bring the heat again. Card will pirouette around the pocket before having his helmet ripped off and nose bloodied by Will Anderson. He'll cough up the rock for a Bama scoop and score to end the half. TV crew pans to Sark squatting on 40-yard line, head in hands. Halftime alcohol sales will hit an all-time high. They'll trot Ewers out in the second half. The crowd will go wild. He'll light it up for a few series, then throw a couple picks to seal the loss. 50-21 Bama. QB play will be up and down for the rest of the year. The controversy will continue through the season. How do I know all this? Because #We'reTexas- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Per IT, they would take whoever commits first between MHP and Hale. Maybe the focus has shifted to Hale.- DKR Box/suite for TCU @ Texas
Pity bump.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Fuck Fong.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
The fact we might get a surprise commitment from an OT from fucking Florida who never even visited makes me feel great about the future. We gonna be cookin’.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
That would be fucking glorious. There was an On3 article in early June talking about how close MM and Jayvon Thomas are. They play together at South Oak Cliff. Even after Thomas committed to Texum, he said he planned to take some visits with MM (although the articles did not mention Texas).- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I followed him. I have like 70 followers so you can thank me after he commits.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Maybe check out friendlyhorns.net instead?- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Has not been reported anywhere I’ve seen. Status quo—committing August 10th.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Dunno man, I ran into him several times in the Jester garage and he was cool as fuck to me. Also very good looking.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I agree with these takes.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Seems like an Apple/safari issue since it’s happening to me on multiple sites.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Have had the same issues on IT. Not sure what’s up.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
We’ve got ourselves a sauce off.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Oh, it will be. Trust me.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Then there's this... no real new info but... Texas "buzz" for Manning. Been a productive day at the office. https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1539378893131591681?s=20&t=dZ05JrxXYPkiX8Lh5lI_Lg - 2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
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