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TexasEx

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  1. *meaningful trophy
  2. No question it's texum. The money, the embarassment, the exodus, but most importantly the lack of a fucking trophy.
  3. It's amazing, though not entirely surprising, how Bilbo managed to leave an even bigger dumpster fire in collie station than he left at FSU with less time, although I suppose he was more experienced at program wrecking this go-round. Poor aggy, this time he didn't luck into any championships. I would not be surprised to find out that the night he arrived in the station, Bilbo took a huge, steaming shit on the hallowed grass surrounding kyle while lighting a cigarette, dreaming of the buttfucking he was about to deliver ole' army. Glorious, wonderful times indeed.
  4. Remind me how many fucking times your program has been relevant in the last hundred years you dog worshiping, borderline regarded millennial fuckwad. You don’t even come close to sniffing Nebraska’s somehow still blue blood, cornhusking ass. PS. Your city smells like bum piss and rain. And huskies are shit dogs. They shed too fucking much and almost always run away. Fuckkkkk off.
  5. Love the sentiment. Don’t love the fact he’s tagging an opposing team’s head coach. Neg away, I guess.
  6. Dabo would be about the aggiest corch to hire, so that's who I'm going with. It would be an aw shucks, bible thumping repeat of Jimbo's tenure, and it would be glorious to watch.
  7. He’s back, for now.
  8. Like this shit? Go sign up for Texas One if you haven't already. https://www.texasonefund.org/
  9. Link to watch, for the true degenerates.
  10. If that happens, they should go after Lanning. Probably an upgrade at head coach with the added benefit of screwing over an in-conference rival.
  11. Decade after decade, the Hellraisers' ability to piece together a perfectly imperfect band of misfits is impressive.
  12. We would mudhole both these teams. Fuck the national talking heads talking up Utah as a playoff team.
  13. Been a lot of bad football today. Hoping we play a clean game and whip their ass.
  14. I am on board with the sentiment but do not quote or rely upon that motherfucker.
  15. Roach with the Texas CB, confidence 4. That's like a 7 against the average.
  16. If you had a school willing and able to reset the market on your recruitment, it would make sense to keep things in limbo until the last minute to up the bid. Definitely sounds like a case of the heart loves lsu, wallet (maybe family) likes Texas.
  17. Some IT poster claiming Colin’s lil bro is a Texas fan so basically it’s happening. See
  18. Imagine being excited by this.
  19. That’s because it’s San Francisco. Coldest winter I ever experienced was summer in San Francisco.
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