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Chili dog

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  1. Check the Ohio State roster. Check the last two Heisman winners and the last three OU QBs. See what Matt Rhule is doing with the Texas leftovers. Urban Meyer is well aware of the Texas high school talent. He’s been stealing it for years. So has OU. I’m sure he knows what that talent would do if it were concentrated in its own state and actually coached properly. Same goes for USC.
  2. Because Norman sucks ass and Oklahoma isn’t the fertile recruiting ground that Texas and California are.
  3. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess, based on the fact that they’re all defensive players, that our defensive performance/ineptitude has something to do with it.
  4. To be fair, we are the only team with a pulse OU has played, and we’re one of two live teams LSU has played. I’d hope our defense, with our talent, could fare better than the other garbage OU and LSU have played.
  5. Heacock from Iowa State.
  6. Yeah, I think that’s standard protocol.
  7. As far as the band and opposing fans’ seats, yes, we always do that. Our AD has done that since being at TCU (where he actually did it to us). He wants our fans closer to the field. Why give good seats to opponents, especially when the opponents are inbred, swamp-dwelling liars? As far as the cheer leaders, this is the first I’ve heard of it. Did the wife-beating halfwit make that up, too?
  8. Somewhere, we have a mutual friend named Even Stephen.
  9. At the risk of starting another geography discussion, what about Mizzou being somehow stuck in the East Division? That travel budget has to be astronomical.
  10. Fuck, man. I had to drive to Oklahoma from the south side of the metroplex, at rush hour, on a Friday. I found out one of my best friends, and a poster on this board, may have to have open heart surgery. I thought the shitty part of my evening was over. And then I opened this thread. Fucking Stanco... I guess bad things really do happen in threes.
  11. Win over aggy. I’ll take it.
  12. Bryant Westbrook being his position coach can’t hurt.
  13. I’m betting on the latter.
  14. Ouch... tough crowd. Just throwing out fodder for the posters who want us playing the game. I expected more responses like Futureman’s. Dumb on my part. I’ll keep my spitballs to myself.
  15. Is there any chance we have a booster or two who finally got tired of losing players because we weren’t playing the game? The sudden onslaught of recruiting victories over ATM suggests we’ve found a way to neutralize whatever method they had been using (we know the method) to steal kids who had been leaning our way. Not saying we aren’t winning these battles in spite of dirty tactics, but we sure seem to be winning a lot of battles that we would have lost last year. Could we be adapting? And could we not use the same neutralizing tactics against, oh, I don’t know... Georgia? Just spitballing, here.
  16. Yeah my guess is Jordan, with the “maybe” being Collins.
  17. Nothing complimentary
  18. They’re not as bad, but they move in that direction. I love the posters who act like they know which recruits we haven’t landed yet and what that will do to our average. I’ve been around those cocksuckers. They are definitely detached from reality. I was at a house party in Columbus the night before we beat them in 05. They kept telling me they were going to beat us by two touchdowns. They knew nothing about Vince. Their world begins and ends at the Columbus city limits. I can’t stand them.
  19. Exactly. I’m thinking the situation in May of 2020 will be completely different. Apples and oranges.
  20. They don’t know who the fuck Ty Jordan is.
  21. Maybe you have some stellar test scores I’m not privy to? Is it lazy of me not to dig up his SAT scores or his IQ? Is it not fair to observe a pattern of self-destructive behavior and think the mother fucker was stupid for actively taking measures to potentially ruin his life?
  22. I guess we define dumb differently. Repeated bad decisions that get you kicked out of school - TWICE - is fucking idiotic.
  23. I think you missed the reference.
  24. So will he have to sit this year, or will they let him off the hook?
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