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Chili dog

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Everything posted by Chili dog

  1. I’m assuming he ignored her. I am curious as to Kitan’s contribution to the conversation.
  2. He put his key in her gato largo.
  3. I see your point. I just assumed none of his players would bang MeMaw and he’d do the dirty work himself.
  4. I just assumed he was fucking her, himself, being from West Virginia and all.
  5. WV was throwing horns down during their home game against OU. Those inbreeding hillbillies were so preoccupied with us they blew a chance to play for the conference title. If they named us, it would not be a shock.
  6. If you’re amused by the reactions to little bits of info, you’re probably going to need oxygen when you read the reactions to ACTUAL information.
  7. Of course, they may also have to play RB.
  8. I bet Nebraska is one of them. Going 1-9 against someone will do that.
  9. No clue. The lanyard distracted me from the curtains.
  10. I only noticed it because it got in the way of my carpet examination.
  11. If it’s a saved pic, he saved it after The Opening finals, based on that lanyard.
  12. Just realized she was in Requiem for a Dream. That was some disturbing shit.
  13. Ok, this gets her over an 8, but the age disqualification still applies to the conversation. I’m the early 00s, she gets smoked.
  14. Clearly I haven’t been exposed to the nsfw stuff, or whatever work she did in her prime. Her eyebrows drop her a peg for me. She’s attractive, but she’s no Biel.
  15. I’m really just quoting you so that the Biel love keeps going. I’d give you more rep if I could.
  16. Stiles - 6.8 Dunst - 7.0 pre-boob job; 7.7 post-boob job Sabrina the Witch - 7.5 before the fat suit Buffy - 8.2 back in the day JLH - 8.5 Shannon Elizabeth - 8.9 Jessica Biel in that shitty baseball movie - 9.3
  17. Much obliged
  18. When is Thompson supposed to announce? I thought he set a date, but I don’t see it on his Twitter.
  19. The state of Arizona went from looking pretty good for us to looking like pure dog shit.
  20. Most of the people who opine about sports for a living (the writers and reporters) do so specifically because they can’t throw or do anything else athletic.
  21. You got a source?
  22. I like this kid. Any idea if we’ve been in touch or if there’s any interest?
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