Everything posted by dingleberryswitzer
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Ohio State vs Michigan State. 11 am. ABC (Herbstreit Warning)
At this rate are we gonna get to see ewers handoff to the walk-in RB?
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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited
Will the offense surpass a single Watson?
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Put in Wright.
Why not. Nothing to lose. Shit just run the single wing
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Fuck Big 12 refs
Well, it’d be easy to chalk up raw penalties to a undisciplined team. Another way would be to pull data for each opponent and compare each teams average penalties and yards vs their game against Texas. Does team X get called for penalties more or less against Texas?
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Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?
Maybe part of their evaluations should be like a note you pass a girl in middle school . Except it says “do you like football? [ ] yes. [ ] no
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Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?
I still don’t know how Brian Jones is a national sports figure. If he wasn’t a former longhorn I wouldn’t even remember who he was.
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LSU offers Lincoln Riley massive contract?
When was it when some idiots (with all due respect) on shaggy we’re hoping Texas would hire linkin Riley as the coordinator? Was that when Charlie was first hired and everyone was trying to convince ourselves he wasn’t going to bring Shawn Watson? Or was that after he ahitcanned Watson and we had to pull out the big guns to steal a coordinator from… Tulsa?
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Kyle Rittenhouse
I’m glad our esteemed governor is busy on the important issues in our state. Isn’t he busy screening LHN commercials?
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Surly Horns Podcast Season 3 Episode 11 - Monkeys and Shit
You’ll have to be more specific. Do you mean the entire month of October and November?
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As a TEXAS fan and the current situation, what do we do?
This is the pure encapsulation of fandom. Coaches are either getting raises or getting fired. The team is either on the way to glory or on the way to the shitter. There is never any in between.
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She’s Better Topless: Jeep Thread
The actual radiator was fine. The fan stopped blowing. Car overheated as soon as I hit stop and go traffic. Was easy to replace. Also the rear differential was slowly leaking oil. No drips on the driveway but you could see it seeping through the seals.
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She’s Better Topless: Jeep Thread
I drove one of those for a few years. In retrospect I should have kept it. I was actually surprised it hit 125k miles and only thing I had to do was replace the radiator fan and a few power window parts.
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ERCOT Urging For Energy Conservation
Does he even wipe his own ass? I honestly have idea. When my grandma was chair bound we had to wipe for her
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LSU offers Lincoln Riley massive contract?
Worse, Tom will bring in muschamp as DC and Charlie strong as a position coach (who eventually works his way back up to coordinator
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UTSA Roadrunners
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2021/11/18/utsa-roadrunners-unbeaten-jeff-traylor/ good article.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Isn’t it Texas’ turn to get bru for the semester?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I seem to remember people on these birds calling him “slo-miere “ and giggling when he was an aggy commit.
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CFB coaching carousel
We better give sark a raise too.
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CFB coaching carousel
Yep. He could coast Mack brown style on his past success for a decade . Or he could flop at LSU and be done. Unless he gets a jimbo style contract I don’t see it happening. Although hell, he could flame out at LSU in 3 season and turn right around and make 2 mil a year as coordinator.
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CFB coaching carousel
If it was all about winning the conference and money he could go to USC .
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
There’s an equal chance that the insider is correct but Tom Herman is a moron that doesn’t understand the bears aren’ta college team. (or maybe it confirms aranda to LSU and Herman to Baylor)
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Any player that hasn’t blocked Herman can go ahead and go if they want.
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Now that it’s with the jury, where do you stand.
I don’t think he should go to the slammer for the rest of his life but needs some sort of consequences. At minimum He probably shouldn’t be allowed to own guns or be a cop or be in military
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Who could we realistically hire tomorrow if Sark was hypothetically fired?
Not shitcan. He seems like a good dude who knows football. Let him stay on as an analysts or something:)
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CFB coaching carousel
It’s crazy and going to spiral out of control at some point. If LSU put 12 million on the table (after giving orgeron 9? Million) there is no way they can pay less than that. If they strike out on their top 3 choices they still have to pay their #4 at least 9 million .