Everything posted by dingleberryswitzer
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Please Turn on OANN
This makes sense because birds are not even real but government spy drones. Obviously a battery will explode when exposed to high heat.
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2021 NBA Offseason Thread: Business as Usual? -- Trades/Free Agency/Retirements/Etc.
This guy has left so much money on the table already. He could have had a Supermax with the Spurs.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Not sure about pheromones, but when i go out with the poison spray I open the door slowly and tip toe out because I don’t want to scare them away so i can spray them. When I’m just going out for whatever I swing the door open and walk out like a boss.
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
Him and bru?
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
So when I actively go out to fuck with the wasps living in my roof they don’t do shit to me. But I’ve been stung 3 times in the last week when I just go outside for something else.
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the trump election lawsuit thread of dominance
It’s pretty easy to forge a birth certificate if you are a founding member of the deep state.
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City of Austin seeking ways to fuck up Zilker Park
Hey man, having a resident artist with the water company ain’t free.
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Hospice
Get a storage unit. Move anything of value there so things don’t go missing Tell everyone you will sort it all out according to your moms wishes when the time comes.
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Hospice
I have a family member, college graduate, that thought she was working at a nursing home. After a few weeks She got a little depressed because the residents kept dieing. Turns out she was working at a hospice home and had no idea what hospice was. It was one of those funny yet sad on multiple level stories.
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CR: COVID-19 --Political Talk
I also find the fuck around and find out rep works in 90% of all situation
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CR: COVID-19 --Political Talk
Does the rage + rep not work?
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CR: COVID-19 --Political Talk
Yea they can just call up Abbott!!
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Please Turn on OANN
These are the only proper responses
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
Any chance to leave Texas hell take it
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I find it interesting that many people throw away their pizza crusts but will at different times order bread sticks.
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2021 Wildfire Thread
Yea cause there’s gonna be mudslides when it rains a bajillion inches in a few months.
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AISD's (and other districts) Plans for Schools Starting August 18
That’s the best part! They don’t have to go home!!
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San Antonio Spurs 2021 Offseason Thread -- Wandering the Desert
So he’s headed right from the airport to the practice facility… got it.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
if everyone plays to their potential the team has the potential to potentially be special. Lots of stars have to align though.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Everyone looks great. Everyone is going to surprise you. Both qbs could stay for every nfl team.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
I wish I could donate some money but I had an in grown toenail and I’m still paying off the doctor bill for that.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Can you link these to your magacoin wallet?
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2021 NBA Offseason Thread: Business as Usual? -- Trades/Free Agency/Retirements/Etc.
Yea that’s a huge number. Not sure why okc would buy him out at that price.
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San Antonio Spurs 2021 Offseason Thread -- Wandering the Desert
Hey, that’s nba champion bryn Forbes!!
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Tokyo Olympics 2021
I guess because nbc has zero contracts for basketball. They don’t want to promote players that show up on espn/abc and tbs the 98% of the time.