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MrPhlegm

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  1. whatever, aggy boy. well back to texags to tee hee hee about putting one over on tu. tee hee hee.
  2. when i had season tix they were in row 75 iirc. and on the north 10 or 15 and we were dry. 10 seats down towards midfield there was a leak though.
  3. https://jezebel.com/sunbathe-your-asshole-for-wellness-1840031856 couldn't hurt
  4. wat? no they havent. they are ALWAYS next year's national champion. ALL WAYS. it's like when you go to catfish parlour ans there is a sign on the wall that says "free beer tomorrow".
  5. number of quick kicks under hermann - 0 UNACCEPTABLE! UNACCEPTABLE!! I given up drinking during games because... ps
  6. Major is a good OC if he is under center or in the shotgun. on the sidelines or in the booth, not so much.
  7. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit shit shit shit shit painful rectal itch
  8. CDC would have to get a Pancho's to open back up in Austin. RAISE THE FLAG!
  9. planning a trip to ratland with only 3 weeks notice is no bueno. and rolling in on the 26th to wdw's busiest week of the year? uh yeah riiight. you are gonna be able to get a hotel in maybe eustis or leesville or ocala if you are lucky. on the 27th mk will probably shut down for more guests at noon. so yer screwed. Even I go to disney that week only if I am working. double shifts fuck yeah but I'm not a cast member so eff going anywhere near Bay Lake or LBV that week. and MCO will be a big ass cf too. pita.
  10. lulz. this place is about a mile from the shitrus bowel. https://bungalower.com/2015/08/17/documentary-celebrates-40-years-of-parliament-house/amp/ enjoy
  11. I live in Central Florida. I've already been to a bowl where the fucking irish pieces of shit beat us so fuck that I ain't going.
  12. nice beef curtains
  13. how big were her tits?
  14. a giant bag of shit n.c.
  15. a giant bag of shit n.c.
  16. muledick dickbutt
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