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US183

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  1. What’s a “Scientsits” ? And what the hell is a “inhalent”
  2. No way. Us useless boomers who deserve to be dead and buy season tickets in the upper deck love that shit. Especially when there’s a break in the action and they fire up the jumbo-tron and play that shit at 150 dB’s, its awesome. It keeps you from having to talk to the other people around you.
  3. Unfortunately your moms sperm donor didn’t shoot his load in the sink. Instead he impregnated her who spit you out 9 months later.
  4. I don’t feel comfortable going to an ATM machine after dark in Austin
  5. OB is full of aggrieved middle aged white guys. That’s a racist statement. But I hope that all of the players demands are met and then some. I will also enjoy seeing the whole upper deck empty.
  6. I’m happier today that I didn’t renew my season tickets than I was yesterday or the days before. Life is good.
  7. Everybody knows and everybody agrees that Texas was stolen from Mexico and the Mexican people. Therefore the word Texas is racist. Therefore I demand that the University Of Texas divest itself from anything associated with the state of Texas, including any monetary value with said establishment. I also demand that that the university of Texas rename itself by taking the name Texas out of its identity and erase anything in its possession with the name Texas on it. I also demand that all of the racist named buildings and statues be removed and replaced with names of Santa Anna and his peaceful band of officers. It is only fair that the entire 40 acres be donated and given the the Mexican government and the existing university be relocated outside of the racist state of Texas.
  8. Isn’t it amazing that Charlie Strong was able to come to a racist state with a racist flag, a racist university with racist names on buildings, racist statues of racists and walk on a field named after a racist coach and sing a racist song after each game? It must have been a living hell, how did he do it?
  9. B-B-Q is a racist phrase and the University of Texas must not associate with any person or institution which supports it or eats it. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jul/04/barbecue-american-tradition-enslaved-africans-native-americans
  10. Anything made of cotton or that has the name cotton in it is racist and offends me. Therefore we should never play in the cotton bowl again and that includes any game in October.
  11. As each day goes by and being a season ticket holder since 1984, I feel more comfortable with my decision to not renew my season tickets this year.
  12. My acct is all F’ed up. All of the people in the ticket office are working from home so that doesnt help.
  13. Again, why would anyone in the big12 do this? Because the Big XII leadership has no leadership, no vision, no plan, no future, no idea what the hell is going on. The Big XII just exists as does a pencil.
  14. Watch for piss balloons. https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/lsu-sports/get-those-piss-balloons-ready/79393559/
  15. https://i.imgur.com/9t5jVJf.gif
  16. aggy on. SEC RANT claiming aggy is Punter U Message A&M punters win awards, set records and have prolific NFL careersPosted by CGSC Lobotomy on 1/18/20 at 11:57 pm LSU punters cut their dicks off. To recap: Braden Mann - NCAA Single Season net punting average record holder (beat LSU punter Chad Kessler), 2018 Ray Guy Award Winner Shane Lechler - NFL all-time career net punting average leader, future Hall-of-Famer Brad Wing - Tranny
  17. When is Broughton going to sign?
  18. Why surprised? The big 12 has no leadership, no vision, no plan , no aggressiveness, no nothing. It just exists , just like a wart. The big 12 schools deserve better.
  19. Let not your heart be troubled, TEXAS will get its 1st TD and the end of the 4th Q.
  20. What an amazing concept TECH has, throwing on 3rd down to to FIRST DOWN marker instead of 7 yards behind it. Someone should tell MENZA about this new concept.
  21. Both teams should finish at 7-5 but only one will have beaten a team that finishes with a winning record. But those aggy losses are some of the best “quality losses” this side of Arizona. Those losses are almost a good as a win.. aggy views a loss in the sec as better than a big XII win. Advantage aggy.
  22. F U Getting Paid Anyway.
  23. https://media.giphy.com/media/zmlj7lwJzCunm/giphy.gif
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