Unless your lifetime ends before the next hurricane season, odds are decent you'll get another. Those are the new normal. We will get at least one of these events every 10 years going forward.
It's going to get a lot worse before it gets better and it's not going to get better until humans are extinct.
The wheels are coming off for everyone else, but Trump isn't going anywhere, because of Paul Ryan and Bob Goodlatte. Nothing will happen to Trump unless Democrats control the House. Nothing.
Those are different covers than the anti-Hillary ones he posted earlier. If Trump was coordinating with the Enquirer, they are all illegal in-kind campaign contributions as well.
The programers of this simulator suck. The Onion and reality have overlapped far too much for several years. It should have triggered a bug fix by now, but here we are.
It fails on a fundamental, psychological level. One of the reasons Trump repeats words all the time, is because it works. Having Trump repeating "Witch Hunt" over and over reinforces "Witch Hunt". The only words that should be repeated are "Trump" and "Guilty".