Everything posted by Assman
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Cowboys @ Falcons
2 weeks in a row with a Horns/Cowboys win. Weeks like this have been hard to come by in the last near decade.
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Cowboys @ Falcons
Go play-action here and get some fucking yards. They're loading the box and selling out 100% for the run.
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Cowboys @ Falcons
Fuck Ginger if he's playing for a long FG here
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A mea culpa to Todd Orlando and the defense.
Where the fuck was this run defense all year?
- I want OU
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
I don't know if my liver can handle another Nickelson
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Official Surly - Texas vs Iowa State Game Thread
Icing the punter? MENSA
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GameDay 2018 - The Decline Continues
I missed the first hour, but since 9am they've had a whole lot of nothing. Have they talked about any games at all? Is this what happens when the SEC takes a week off?
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These West Virginia Fans Know How to Have a Good Time
Meanwhile, our fans
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Ebola outbreak
Haven't you heard? Those forward thinking Congans are hoarding all of the world's Chevy Cobalts in order to impose a retail monopoly for decades to come. Today it's Cobalts. Tomorrow it'll be Cavaliers, Azteks, and Ions. Well, not on my watch! No deadly virus will come between us and our discontinued GM compacts!
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Big 12 Championship Game Scenarios
I know we're all rooting for OSU to knock off WV, but let's be honest, we've turned into OSU's Super Bowl. If they're not playing us, you can count on them to shit the bed. For some reason, the Pokes always get up for us but can never knock out their supposed rival ousux when we need them to. We need to win out and hope WV takes out the dick gobblers.
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ISU @ Texas 7PM on LHN
I highly doubt it but it'd be pretty funny to have Gameday at a game that half of the country won't be able to watch.
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Oklahoma State @ Oklahoma
I too like the odds of both of these teams scoring in the double digits.
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The Airplane Fanatic Thread
A few of my buddies did the Bills flyover last week. Thought this was a bad ass pic showing the D-Day paint scheme.
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Ole Miss @ aggy
I'll rest easy tonight knowing the future of our national defense will lie with the hillbilly fuck in the front right. I wonder how many jizz jars he had to fill for those medals.
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Misrouting of domestic US Internet traffic through China Telecom
Long time no see
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
https://247sports.com/Sport/Football/AllTimeRecruitRankings/ Checking out the all-time recruiting list is fun. A lot of great NFL talent, and quite a few busts.
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
More than you can afford, pal.
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The Airplane Fanatic Thread
That sounds like a terrible "feature". Fuck that.
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Cowboys vs Titans: MNF
Dallas goes 1-4 in the next 5, bringing their record to 4-9, then goes 3-0 in their last 3, against an extremely weak schedule, to finish 7-9. Jerruh sees 3 game winning streak as Ginger finally putting the pieces together, and gives him another year. City of Dallas commits mass seppuku.
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11.5.18 Coach Herman press conference (Noon)
Wasn't it after the 2016 OSU game where CS said the defense was thinking too much, so to slow things down they got rid of the wrist bands and played a more simple base defense? Do our coaches make things too complicated or are our players just stupid?
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Oklahoma @ Texas Tech
How many rushing yards will Duffy put on us next week?
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
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Mr. Feeny foils Burglary
Not really related to this story, but just wanted to see Topanga's tits.
- Texas vs. WVU @ 2:30 (Fox)
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