Everything posted by Assman
- #19 Colorado (+7) @ USC
- Charlie Brewer
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CFB Playoff Chances
So will LSU, but it don't make a shit.
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Penn State loses
It just goes to show, a win is a win. It don't make a shit how pretty it is.
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My Heart
Just get yourself an Elote and a Chola to take the edge off.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Do we have any running plays that don't take 5 seconds to develop?
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we're blow eligible
I've been married for 10 years. My blow eligible days are long gone.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
No way they're saying the TO was called before that last play, right???
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Who was saying Baylor's offensive and defensive lines sucked? They seem to be kicking our asses right now.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Yep, I saw the same.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Yeah I saw the same thing, then it was the first thing the trainer looked at the second he came off the field.
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FL v Vandy; TN v Auburn
Clock should have never stopped on that 3rd down catch. He was clearly inbounds.
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FL v Vandy; TN v Auburn
ESPN News is usually the go to.
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2018 Rain Thread
Confirmed tornadoes in Waxahachie and Hillsboro this afternoon. Waco currently under a tornado warning.
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2019 OT Javonne Shepherd
Can we just drop this guy and move on? If (and that's a big if) he picks Texas, the chances of him making it on campus and actually contributing seem to be dwindling by the day.
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FL v Vandy; TN v Auburn
The writing is on the wall. Florida will struggle all day, win by less than a FG, "experts" will claim it's just a typical hard-fought SEC game, Florida will move up 2 spots in the polls.
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Getting into the army
- 2018 Texas HS Football
Coppell somehow lost to Lewisville and put up a whole 6 points. We used to have a high powered offense but now we just suck.- Riot Bowl VII Thread
I'm not sure if I want WV to win so they can come into Austin undefeated and we can kick their dicks in, or ISU to win to improve our chances at making the Big 12 Championship in case we lose a game or two down the road. It's been so long since we've had a competitive team, I don't know what to do.- So let's talk about the Baylor game
- 2018 Hurricane Season
That's nuts. It's probably obvious, but that base won't be repaired for years. Same thing happened to Homestead back in '92 after Hurricane Andrew. Knowing all the bureaucratic bullshit we have to endure just to get a water fountain repaired, I can't imagine how the process will look to get Tyndall back to normal. And I truly feel for you because I'm sure there's no quick way to PCS 1000s of people at the same time.- Thursday night Big 12: Texas Tech vs TCU
Um, you mean smash mouth SEC football, right?- So let's talk about the Baylor game
All I want is a defensive 3-and-out to start the game. I'm too lazy to look it up, but it seems like our opponents (sans Tulsa/KSU) have easily scored on their first drives and we're always having to play catch up.- Dallas Cowboys 2018 Regular Season Thread
Jerry can't die soon enough.- The definitive How-to-Take-the-Field Video
Pretty sure they stole that from Highland Park. - 2018 Texas HS Football
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