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Assman

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  1. Titties
  2. Assman replied to dad's topic in Football
    Mack offered at safety.
  3. Assman replied to JBJ's topic in Football
    So will LSU, but it don't make a shit.
  4. Assman posted a topic in Football
    It just goes to show, a win is a win. It don't make a shit how pretty it is.
  5. Assman replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Football
    Just get yourself an Elote and a Chola to take the edge off.
  6. Do we have any running plays that don't take 5 seconds to develop?
  7. Assman replied to Rimbo's topic in Football
    I've been married for 10 years. My blow eligible days are long gone.
  8. No way they're saying the TO was called before that last play, right???
  9. Who was saying Baylor's offensive and defensive lines sucked? They seem to be kicking our asses right now.
  10. Yep, I saw the same.
  11. Yeah I saw the same thing, then it was the first thing the trainer looked at the second he came off the field.
  12. Clock should have never stopped on that 3rd down catch. He was clearly inbounds.
  13. ESPN News is usually the go to.
  14. Confirmed tornadoes in Waxahachie and Hillsboro this afternoon. Waco currently under a tornado warning.
  15. Can we just drop this guy and move on? If (and that's a big if) he picks Texas, the chances of him making it on campus and actually contributing seem to be dwindling by the day.
  16. The writing is on the wall. Florida will struggle all day, win by less than a FG, "experts" will claim it's just a typical hard-fought SEC game, Florida will move up 2 spots in the polls.
  17. Coppell somehow lost to Lewisville and put up a whole 6 points. We used to have a high powered offense but now we just suck.
  18. I'm not sure if I want WV to win so they can come into Austin undefeated and we can kick their dicks in, or ISU to win to improve our chances at making the Big 12 Championship in case we lose a game or two down the road. It's been so long since we've had a competitive team, I don't know what to do.
  19. That's nuts. It's probably obvious, but that base won't be repaired for years. Same thing happened to Homestead back in '92 after Hurricane Andrew. Knowing all the bureaucratic bullshit we have to endure just to get a water fountain repaired, I can't imagine how the process will look to get Tyndall back to normal. And I truly feel for you because I'm sure there's no quick way to PCS 1000s of people at the same time.
  20. Um, you mean smash mouth SEC football, right?
  21. All I want is a defensive 3-and-out to start the game. I'm too lazy to look it up, but it seems like our opponents (sans Tulsa/KSU) have easily scored on their first drives and we're always having to play catch up.
  22. Jerry can't die soon enough.
  23. Pretty sure they stole that from Highland Park.
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