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Sunday Night Football - Texas Edition: Dallas Cowboys @ Houston Texans
I've said the same thing at least 10 times in the past 5 years, alas that fucker is still here.
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Sunday Night Football - Texas Edition: Dallas Cowboys @ Houston Texans
To stop the clock in hopes of getting the ball back? Doesn't matter, because if we did, Ginger would fuck it away anyways.
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Sunday Night Football - Texas Edition: Dallas Cowboys @ Houston Texans
Would be sweet poetic justice if Stoops and Ginger get slept in one weekend, but I'm not that lucky.
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Sunday Night Football - Texas Edition: Dallas Cowboys @ Houston Texans
Gotta go for it here
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Sunday Night Football - Texas Edition: Dallas Cowboys @ Houston Texans
wtf was that shit?
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The Battle of Mogadishu
I've been to Mogadishu several times, and what the movie doesn't accurately portray is how close the airfield and the city are. In the movie, it takes the helos a solid 5-10 minutes to get from the airfield to Bakaara Market. In real life, this is a 30 sec helo ride. The city is right fucking there. A dude with an AK-47 on top of a downtown building could take out people at the airfield. It's really amazing we didn't lose more people there.
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Well this is awkward. Interpol President missing in China.
Take the loss pussy.
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Official Surly - Texas vs OU Game Thread
I only let my wife talk to me during commercial breaks, so as they were coming back from the break, she was still talking (naturally), but I was mesmerized by the set of tits seen above. My eyes were glued to the TV, praying one would pop out, when she says "Well did you get a good look?" and I respond "No because the fucking score was in the way". /csb
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Kentucky 14 @ Aggy 20 - Final/OT
You shittin' me Clark? Of all the fail we've had taking snaps in the last 8 years, you bring up the only one that was worth a shit? (Sam not included)
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Kentucky 14 @ Aggy 20 - Final/OT
This is just some smash mouth SEC football! You sips just don't know!!!11
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Postgame Thoughts...
My post game thoughts: ou still sux
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Yo, predict the rest of the season..
Suck all our dicks.
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Official Surly - Texas vs OU Game Thread
When was the last time we held OU scoreless on their opening drive?
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2018 Texas HS Football
Coppell-Hebron is probably the game of the week in DFW, so I'd go with that one. I'd pick Trinity-Central if it weren't in SA.
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2018 Texas HS Football
A couple others to put on your list: -Coppell v. Hebron should be a good game. -Richardson v. Pearce is a good rivalry and both are actually decent this year.
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Game Atmosphere
Songs that should never be played at DKR: -Sweet Caroline -Livin' on a Prayer -Don't Stop Belivin' -Friends in Low Places Any other shitty piano bar songs I missed? Basically, if you can picture a 40-something cougar in a piano bar, waving her cosmo in the air as she screams the lyrics to this song, it should never be played at a football game.
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Game Atmosphere
Give me Mo Bamba over Sweet Caroline or any other classic, played-out, piano bar anthem.
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2018 San Antonio Spurs Offseason Thread -- Into the Great Unknown
Obvious man here, but damn it's hard to swallow that Tony and Manu are really gone. You keep expecting one of them to check in but it never happens. It's like the dog that runs away from home and never comes back.
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Manifesto of How to Look Younger at Work.....
- ISU @ TCU
- Hey yo it's gameday, champ - Official Surly Roll Call Thread of Dominance
From the cousin-fucking pines of Little Rock....FIGHT!- Michael Dickson
Don't you dare bad mouth April.- Hannah Storm and Andrea Kremer . . . .
Back in 2007, I bought first row tickets to the Cowboys-Bears game in Chicago. It was an NBC night game, so Andrea Kremer was doing the sideline reporting. During halftime, she happened to be walking right in front of our section, and since there was nothing going on on the field, it was pretty quiet in the stadium. A guy about 5 rows behind me yells at the top of his lungs, "Andrea Kremer...I would eat your shit!". Everyone within a 100' radius of us erupted in laughter. So now, every time I see her, I think about her shit. [/csb]- What Car Is This?
The periodontist?- The Germany Thread
If you're going to Stuttgart and not renting a Porsche, you're doing it wrong.
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