Everything posted by Assman
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College Football 2022
I just added Texas -11 and Neb/OU Under. I think I may be talking myself into this, but I can see OU's offense struggling in Lincoln. They've been pedestrian so far, this will be their first P5 opponent, and it should be a rocking crowd with fans amped about the Frost firing. Plus there might be a little Casey Thompson revenge factor there too on the other side of the ball. I just think OU will have a difficult time but someone please convince me I'm smoking crack here.
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[IDEA] Weekly "Seen Hotter On Campus" Thread each CFB Week
I, for one, think this is a fantastic idea.
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College Football 2022
6-3, +3U My way too early Week 3 picks: Texas-UTSA U59 Texas -11 USC -12.5 The U +6/+190ML Neb +14 Neb-OU U65
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2022 NFL Eliminator Pool
I thought a tie was a loss?
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Texas vs. #1 Alabama
I just don't see how you guys are optimistic following this game. None of this means shit if Card is our starting QB for the next month. We will probably beat UTSA if Card starts, but there's no way we beat Tech in Lubbock with Card, or any other Big 12 game (see Kansas last year). This is just another wasted season of being "close". Yes, I've been drinking since 7:30 but I'm fucking tired of being "close" or "if the officials would have called _______ we would have won". Fuck that. How about we win a fucking game we're not expected to win?
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Texas vs. #1 Alabama
Sure. I pulled my femur just last week while doing bicep curls.
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Texas vs. #1 Alabama
With the exception of kicker, yes
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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State
Wut? He was absolutely roasted after the piggy game. Were you thinking of orangebloods or something?
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Texas vs. #1 Alabama
Who cares? None of this shit matters. We're a cursed program. The best roster we've had in a decade and QE we'll be out for most of the season. We'll go 6-6 at best, rinse and repeat. Fuck this.
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College Football 2022
My lineup: Texas +21 USC -8 and USC -9.5 App St +19 BYU -2.5 UF -4.5 ODU +13.5 Wisc -17.5 Tenn -6.5
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ESPN GAME DAY
It would be cool to get Jordan and JT on as guest pickers.
- Alabama free money contest
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ESPN GAME DAY
We all know Gameday sucks, but so does Miller Lite, but that hasn't stopped me from drinking 12 of them out of wax cups at 8am at the Fair Grounds. When it comes to game day routines, we don't question the quality of it's parts, we just embrace them for what they are.
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2022 NFL Eliminator Pool
Joined. DM me your Venmo.
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College Pick Em Contest ESPN
Signed up and paid
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The Airplane Fanatic Thread
Can we trade schedules? Because the FAs I fly with were 19 back in the 50s.
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The Airplane Fanatic Thread
19 year olds putting Sharpies in their butt? No trouble at all.
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F35 Shitbird, F22 Badass and similar
If we ever flew from Greece to Turkey, we would literally have to falsify our flight plan and file from a different origin airfield because the Turks would not let us in their airspace if they saw we took off from a Greek airfield.
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Let's Check In on 635 Express Lanes in Dallas
Makes me want to buy a GT2RS
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RIP Tony Siragusa
I met him on a USAF trip of mine back in 2019 and partied with him for 2 days straight in Vegas. He would go up to the hottest women in the bar, flash his SB ring, and bring them over to the table for us. Just last weekend I was partying with a buddy and we got into a drunken conversation about who the most famous person we have in our phone. When I told him the ONLY famous person I had in my phone was Goose, he told me we should call him. I decided against it considering it was 3am and Goose would probably have no idea who I was. Should have fucking done it anyways. RIP to a good man.
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Atlanta
My wife and I will be going to a concert in a couple months at Mercedes Benz Stadium in downtown Atlanta. What areas should I be looking at to book our hotel? Last time I stayed in Atlanta was 10 years ago and I've heard some of the areas have changed a bit since. I don't want to stay downtown near the stadium. We will have a car so I'm not afraid of a drive. I just want a nice area with cool bars and restaurants within walking distance. Something like a Dallas Uptown/Knox-Henderson/Lower Greenville type vibe where I won't get shot.
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Prevail and Ride... is dead? (No more Thujone comics?)
Yep. Moment of silence for OG 4 Loko...
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All Encompassing Mortgage and Real Estate Thread
I'm not a financial nor real estate expert, but I just don't see this as a "bubble". This seems nothing like 2008 to me. The bubble burst in 2008 was caused by shitty sub-prime loans going to people who could not afford them. Once inflation and unemployment set in, people simply couldn't afford to pay their mortgage. Today, those sub-prime loans are a thing of the past. I don't have any stats in front of me and this is just a complete shot in the dark, but I'd wager that close to 50% of current home owners are sitting below 4% due to a recent purchase or refi. If rates keep going up, sure real estate prices will come down, but those buyers will be staring a 6/7/8% rate square in the face so it'll all come out in the wash. The only ones who benefit are the cash buyers. Either way, I just don't see this as any sort of "bubble" that's going to burst. It's going to be a steady kick in the nuts that gets less intense as time goes on.
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Greenville Super Regional: Texas @ East Carolina
ESPN2
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Austin Regional Thread
Attention Parade Rest I just fucked a sheep