Everything posted by Reynolds Woodcock
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Twitch has left the Dance World
T&P for all that you are going through buddy.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Clicking on that link, it’s hilarious how every CFB message board reads virtually the same except around the margins. Player X isn’t coming here because School Y paid him more than we thought he was worth. Doesn’t make sense why he would go there when we have [open depth chart/winning tradition]. We’ll get him in the portal next year. We don’t need him because the coaches are so high on [significantly less talented recruit]. On and on
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
I’m only partially joking when I ask this, but has anyone done a wellness check on derka?
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The Watch Fanatic Thread
Keeping the Moonwatch on my buy list, but decided to go this route for this particular occasion. Talked to a few ADs here in Manhattan, and it seems like a 6 month wait for these models unless a guy like @ChiTownDoc puts in a good word. Not the most sought after like Daytonas, GMTs or Subs, so I’m hopeful.
- #2 Texas vs #17 Illinois 6pm on ESPN - Game Day!
- #2 Texas vs #17 Illinois 6pm on ESPN - Game Day!
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Exactly. Imagine if this guy was such a dildo that he bragged about making a burnt orange shirt with “don’t care got jimbo” on it. We would be busting on that jack ass for years to come.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
All HarvDog jokes aside, the Tunmise possibility is gruntling. Kid can play.
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"Cocaine Bear" this Feb
Saw thread title and thought someone finally made a movie about my 20s.
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The movie you just watched
Fire of Love. Nat Geo doc about two French volcanologists. Available on Disney plus. One of the best films I’ve seen this year. Highly recommend. Some of the shots are just incredible.
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The Watch Fanatic Thread
So my first kid is due in a few weeks, and I’m taking it as an excuse to get a watch to keep warm for him for the next 18 years or so. I’ve toyed around with a Rolex OP or Explorer I (I have a line on some from a buddy’s dealer), or an Omega Aqua Terra. Maybe a used Submariner if I got lucky on price (trying to stay under $10K). I have some hesitation on the Rolexes because of the stigma they carry at work (I say that without judgment, as I do like the ones I listed above, particularly the Sub and Explorer). While trying on watches today, the one that jumped out, surprisingly, was the Moonwatch. I’ve never really been attracted to it on paper. I just assumed it would be way too big and busy, but it seemed to wear smaller than many 38s I’ve tried. Obviously this is a super common watch, but what are folks’ thoughts? Too big? Too ubiquitous? I might have thought it too casual for a suit pre-pandemic, but I rarely one anymore. Others that I’m not thinking of?
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Thanks for explaining the punch line to all of us. I’m not sure we would have been able to grasp that multi-layered, highly-nuanced joke without your brilliant assistance.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
You bet your ass our students would have rushed the field if we’d beaten bama this year. It’s going to happen in the next few years, and the olds are just going to have to get over it
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The movie you just watched
White Noise was awesome. Glass Onion was a movie for dummies.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
We go 8-4 in year 2 and our imbecile football board is in full meltdown mode. They go 5-7 in year 5, “recruits are on notice!!!”
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
This is amazing
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Xavier Worthy needs to ask Quinn Ewers to Pluckers
This last page or so is a great reminder that admission standards at UT used to be much lower.
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Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN
LFG!!!!
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Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN
This is not fun
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Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN
You were both dropped on your head as children?
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Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN
A flag!! edit: fuck my own face
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Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN
Two best players on our defense this year. Great player development with those two. Hope they both come back next year
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
The smell of new money is strong with that post
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Earl left as a redshirt sophomore and the best DB in the country (robbed by Eric Berry of the Thorpe award). He made a great decision for himself.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
I don’t give a shit what you were looking for, fuckface. You asked a stupid question that is blindingly obvious to anyone with eyes.