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Grade of D as in David

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  1. In the hood, you can buy a quarter dozen eggs. They sell loosie eggs in the hood?
  2. You need to get your wife a job, or an out of the house volunteering opportunity
  3. I don't think I get the Al Jazeera network either.
  4. I liked the Freudian slip of I'm disgusting, instead of I'm disgusted.
  5. I'm pretty sure the dating math is x-x +18
  6. I would Spanx her ass all night long
  7. Maybe the white bald guy in the back left?
  8. I love that the artist made his hands big, tailored the suit and made his tie the correct length, and trimmed about 185 pounds off of him, they still left the turkey waddle neck. ETA now that I look at it, it's like he painted Trump's head on someone else's body entirely.
  9. Sorry you didn't get invited to Haunted House or Aqua.
  10. What was the damage? 4 figs?
  11. I mean so does Jason Pierre Paul.
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